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[wastedthoughts]

boy meets girl meets column is doing a story making fun of e-harmony.com. like "what happens if you HONESTLY answer the questions?" so, i am answering all of them honestly. selfish? yes. quarrlesome? oh hell yeah. intelligent? naturally. (for the two of us...) and i'm pretty sure it's going to say something like "sorry, we don't have a match, but

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[rachelrose]

i took that test once just to see if it matched me with anybody and i got the same thing... 'we're sorry 1 out of 5 people cannot find a match on eharmony... better luck next time'. that's how i figured jeffry was the only man in the world who would put up with me.

[wastedthoughts]

internet dudes are creepy anyways, but i thought it would be funny to write about. turns out i don't have a snowball's chance in hell, and i'll have to stick to lying to porsche driving financial advisors. oh well. i guess i could always write about that....haha.