Comments | wasthebodyfound: Fred's Feet Must Hurt From Riding The Family Down The Street

wasthebodyfound

Fred's Feet Must Hurt From Riding The Family Down The Street

May 25, 2005 01:34

So this afternoon I was in the kitchen looking for something to eat (I decided on Fruity Pebbles FYI).
And I found these cans in the bottom cabinet and wondered what their personalities would be like if they could talk.

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efil4zaknupome May 25 2005, 06:42:23 UTC

you are insane. insaaaaane

wasthebodyfound May 27 2005, 01:40:05 UTC

insane in the brain!

_paidtosmile May 25 2005, 12:50:24 UTC

mere - are you currently on any drugs?

wasthebodyfound May 27 2005, 01:40:28 UTC

i'm high on life..it's the best drug in the worldddd lol

artd303 May 26 2005, 04:13:14 UTC

Oh, I feel bad for the Yams. My family really only brings her out on Holidays just like you said.

wasthebodyfound May 27 2005, 01:42:03 UTC

haha it really is the perfect personality for Yams...she's so unappreciated.
I saw her in the cabinet today and was like "i know it's feeling unloved, but I'm not THAT sympathetic to eat such garbage" maybe we'll blow the dust off her top come thanksgiving haha

sinful_fervor_ May 27 2005, 00:48:23 UTC

i think i might get one of the cans of pineapple currently living on the shelves of my kitchen to give spinach a call. they're definitely up for a good time. they're pretty fragile themselves though.

wasthebodyfound May 27 2005, 01:45:16 UTC

Oooh wow pineapple would be a good match for spinach! I heard she used to be quite a tango dancer in her time.