What the Hell??: Part III

[wasthebodyfound]

Forget books by Susanne Sommers about her 'natural' aging...I want Bernadette Peters to fill us all in on the exact location of the fountain of youth cause she's obviously been swimming in it.

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[artd303]

I know right? Seriously. She says she avoids the sun as much as possible. Still though that can't be the only thing that helps her look like 28 years old forever.

[wasthebodyfound]

Really? They do say 80% of aging is from the sun..and if that is her secret, that would be awesome because I avoid the sun like the plague.

I think Bernadette is who Death Becomes Her is based on...She'll stay young forever and one day Bernadette is just going to quietly disappear out of the public eye...only to reemerge 300 years later to rejoin a new society that doesn't recognize her...she's amazing!

[michellecore]

That bitch stole my dinner date with Gene Kelly!

I can only hope if I still get mistaken for a high schooler now, that I will clearly be inheriting the Bernadette Peters anti-aging gene.

[wasthebodyfound]

Lol! I just realized how tiny their cups are in that picture too. It was Marilyn Monroe's head that was there so I was almost a little happy to cover it up muahaha.
Ah Gene..it makes me want to watch Summer Stock

I have the same problem as you but I know we'll love it when we're 40 which you probably get told a million times too.

I'm going to do a little more researching on Ms Peters later today to see if there's anything else to it...if I do i'll share the wealth so we'll all look 12 forever lol

[michellecore]

Whatever we have, we need to find out and bottle it so we can make millions off our adolescent looks. LOL. Hope you are well Mere!

[theflyers]

"The only theory I can come up with that's logical is that she's gradually sucking the youth out of Helen Hunt for her own rejuvenation."

I just keep thinking "WHAT THE HELL HELEN HUNT" when I see her now. Poor lady looks like she's going to die soon!

I always look at my hands and think "One day they'll be all wrinkly and gross." D: Say it ain't so.

[wasthebodyfound]

One of my favorite movies is Twister so by default, I love Helen Hunt but I really do feel bad for her. I commend her for not getting her face cut up and sewn back together like most older celebs, but I just don't get how she aged that way...poor helen :(

My aunt's father used to be hand model and even now in his 80's his hands look so nice..He says the trick is to put a good moisturizing lotion on every morning and night and after every time you wash your hands...It sounds a tad obsessive but if you saw his hands it almost seems worth it...maybe Helen should do that with her face lol

[theflyers]

I'll just continue to slather my hands with moisturizer then! Hahaha, I can't use it on my face or I break out. Dammit.

[wasthebodyfound]

I've used a combination of vaseline and lotion on my face since I was 12 every night. When I was younger I had this obsession with not getting wrinkles or a gross neck..i've never broken out from it ever but you do have to change your pillowcase like every other night. I think it depends on the lotion too..i use the Palmer's Olive Oil lotion..it's green and awesome

[emuerin]

oh shit. i never knew. i bet she uses oil of olay.

no.

[wasthebodyfound]

hahah I wonder if that stuff really works..I know it says it takes away those little fine lines but you can't see those normally unless you have Mr. Magoo glasses

[emuerin]

or if you've got a redankulous camera. paparazzi!!!

[wasthebodyfound]

so true! thank god i'm not rich enough to be chased by them