I was starting an entry when Mike came in my room and posted. I don't know anyone else who would us the term "Jesus on a Platter." I've never met anyone who is so obsessed with Jesus and not a Christian. He is a spiffy boy ( Read more... )

Michael is my best brother. He looks like Jesus on a platter. I think you should send him millions of dollars which will go to his white trash forever fund.

Skinny Al Roker makes me sad.
Watching Cheers makes me smile.
I don't know where I put my hairbrush.
I made my dad a pretty good cake.
My horocope insists that, currently, what's most important to me is getting over my resistance to the inevitable.

I want to stay up and read but I should go to bed.

I got in a car with Joseph Boehnlein. When I got out I felt lie I needed a drink. A really big drink. Of course I didn't, but the point is that it was SCARY! It was so much more of a thrill ride than Cedar Point will ever be.

Youtube is my addiction.

I love how honest Billy Joel is. I always wonder if he's an asshole or a nice guy. You don't hear anyone talk about him socially (at least I never have in my life time). I think he's an inbetween. He's really funny though. I'm enjoying An Evening of Questions very, very much ( Read more... )

I want to be more positive about chemistry but I do not feel like I am able to. It's all bull. I do not care and above all I do not believe that this will help me be a better nurse. I hate math, I genuinely do. I think it's mostly nubers in general. I just get so frazzled. I do not like calculating moles ( Read more... )

Do not shoplift from JCPenney's. Brian the undercover security gaurd will find you, chase you, fall on his face, drop his walkie talkie (he will not pick it up), get up, continue to chase you and catch you. Trust me, I've witnessed it. So did Erin and some other nosey woman.

You have been warned.

Someone: I'm not saying this because I'm probably not allowed, but [name] got laid last night and he's really upset about it ( Read more... )