I PRESENT TO YOU ALL
THE ADVENTURES OF LIMBLESS GIRL: Part one.
This is more or less what really happened, too. Except Rabi had nothing to do with this. And there wasn't a sun-destroying machine involved. In fact, it's probably a completely other story.
It was sunny when Dr. Watari woke up. This immediately upset him: being evil, he preferred evil things, like the darkness. And since the sun was definitely not evil, he didn’t like it.
“So,” he thought to himself, twirling his mustache in an evil manner, “I should destroy it!”
But destroying the sun would prove to be harder than Dr. Watari originally thought! He worked and worked and worked, until after a very long time, he came up with Mr. Sun Missile #27!
He nicknamed it “Gary”. He never figured out why, either.
Meanwhile, across town, Limbless Girl, Dr. Watari’s arch rival and champion of all things good, was enjoying a complete breakfast, when suddenly the hotline rang!
“Limbless Girl!” Mayor Rabi cried, “The city needs your help! Dr. Watari is planning to destroy the sun!”
“Destroy the sun?” Limbless Girl cried, “That fiend!! He won’t succeed! I’m on it, Mayor Rabi!” She quickly finished her complete breakfast, and was off with the help of her invisible limbs!
Meanwhile, across town, Dr. Watari was busy setting up his Mr. Sun Missile #27! And so he wasn’t bored, he had kidnapped his academic rival, Kurama, and tied him down in the path of an oncoming train!
“Dr. Watari, come to your senses!” Kurama protested, “You can’t possibly blow up the sun!”
“Fool!” Dr. Watari laughed evilly. “Of course it will! And I will go down in history as the first person to blow up the sun! You’ll all be sorry!” Again, he laughed evilly.
“Not so fast, Dr. Watari!” Suddenly, Limbless Girl appeared and landed on the ground, striking a pose in all her glamour!
“Ah, Limbless Girl!” Dr. Watari sneered, twirling his mustache, “Just in time!”
He turned around and activated Mr. Sun Missile #27. At the same time, a train appeared in the distance, and it was heading for Kurama!
“You have two choices, Limbless Girl!” Dr. Watari laughed evilly. “Save the sun, or save this innocent man! Make your decision, time is running out!”
Without a moment’s hesitation, Limbless Girl activated her invisible limbs, and both tipped over the sun missile, and pulled Kurama out of the way of the train just in time!
“Gary!!” Dr. Watari howled as his pride and joy broke down. “You meddling fool!” He yelled at Limbless Girl. “Why are you able to succeed time after time! You have no limbs!”
“It’s because…” Limbless Girl struck another pose, her cape flying out behind her. “I had Reese’s for breakfast!”
“…Impossible!” Dr. Watari had to readjust his monocle. “You can’t have candy for breakfast!”
“Not candy, Dr. Watari… Reese’s Peanut Butter Puffs! Part of a complete breakfast!!” Limbless Girl nodded proudly, and turned back to him. “Anyways, don’t blow up the sun.”
“Oh, okay!” Dr. Watari nodded.
“Okay!” Limbless Girl smiled, always just and forgiving. “Now let’s all go get some ice cream!”
And it was the best ice cream ever.
I should've drawn pictures. But trying to write a readable request for funding is harder than I thought :(
This is more or less what really happened, too. Except Rabi had nothing to do with this. And there wasn't a sun-destroying machine involved. In fact, it's probably a completely other story.
It was sunny when Dr. Watari woke up. This immediately upset him: being evil, he preferred evil things, like the darkness. And since the sun was definitely not evil, he didn’t like it.
“So,” he thought to himself, twirling his mustache in an evil manner, “I should destroy it!”
But destroying the sun would prove to be harder than Dr. Watari originally thought! He worked and worked and worked, until after a very long time, he came up with Mr. Sun Missile #27!
He nicknamed it “Gary”. He never figured out why, either.
Meanwhile, across town, Limbless Girl, Dr. Watari’s arch rival and champion of all things good, was enjoying a complete breakfast, when suddenly the hotline rang!
“Limbless Girl!” Mayor Rabi cried, “The city needs your help! Dr. Watari is planning to destroy the sun!”
“Destroy the sun?” Limbless Girl cried, “That fiend!! He won’t succeed! I’m on it, Mayor Rabi!” She quickly finished her complete breakfast, and was off with the help of her invisible limbs!
Meanwhile, across town, Dr. Watari was busy setting up his Mr. Sun Missile #27! And so he wasn’t bored, he had kidnapped his academic rival, Kurama, and tied him down in the path of an oncoming train!
“Dr. Watari, come to your senses!” Kurama protested, “You can’t possibly blow up the sun!”
“Fool!” Dr. Watari laughed evilly. “Of course it will! And I will go down in history as the first person to blow up the sun! You’ll all be sorry!” Again, he laughed evilly.
“Not so fast, Dr. Watari!” Suddenly, Limbless Girl appeared and landed on the ground, striking a pose in all her glamour!
“Ah, Limbless Girl!” Dr. Watari sneered, twirling his mustache, “Just in time!”
He turned around and activated Mr. Sun Missile #27. At the same time, a train appeared in the distance, and it was heading for Kurama!
“You have two choices, Limbless Girl!” Dr. Watari laughed evilly. “Save the sun, or save this innocent man! Make your decision, time is running out!”
Without a moment’s hesitation, Limbless Girl activated her invisible limbs, and both tipped over the sun missile, and pulled Kurama out of the way of the train just in time!
“Gary!!” Dr. Watari howled as his pride and joy broke down. “You meddling fool!” He yelled at Limbless Girl. “Why are you able to succeed time after time! You have no limbs!”
“It’s because…” Limbless Girl struck another pose, her cape flying out behind her. “I had Reese’s for breakfast!”
“…Impossible!” Dr. Watari had to readjust his monocle. “You can’t have candy for breakfast!”
“Not candy, Dr. Watari… Reese’s Peanut Butter Puffs! Part of a complete breakfast!!” Limbless Girl nodded proudly, and turned back to him. “Anyways, don’t blow up the sun.”
“Oh, okay!” Dr. Watari nodded.
“Okay!” Limbless Girl smiled, always just and forgiving. “Now let’s all go get some ice cream!”
And it was the best ice cream ever.
I should've drawn pictures. But trying to write a readable request for funding is harder than I thought :(