The Reasons I Am Better Than You

May 24, 2005 19:40

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there's always a but... sbjessbat May 25 2005, 03:59:53 UTC
Reasons we are better than Jen:
1. Our bra's don't hang from the xmas tree.
2. We're not homewreckers
3. We both have lovers
4. Our jobs rock (or at least pay more)
5. We have no homework
6. We don't need to shower everyday
7. We don't need to have an iPod to be cool
8. Other people (and not ourselves) tell us we're hot
9. We won't get beer bellies next year
10. We can play instruments

... the list goes on, but I'm hungry, so yeah... point is we win..
--Laura and Jess ;)

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watch4stairs May 25 2005, 23:36:45 UTC
what insturment can Jess play? And i am counting number 3 and 5 as the same thing. My boyfriend better tell me I'm hot.

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sbjessbat May 26 2005, 02:11:35 UTC
i can play the triangle, but that's not the point.. and how are "we both have lovers" the same as "we have no homework???"

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YAYNESS my turn! discordsun May 26 2005, 03:33:59 UTC
reasons why I am better than you...
1. I just am
2. I don't need an i-pod to prove MY coolness.
3. I didn't have to pay $250 for an i-pod that broke.
4. I like my job
5. I don't need to shave everyday
6. no "happy trail" on me
7. I can spell
8. I can speak 3 languages
..there are more, but i am tired. aurevoir!

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yay sbjessbat May 26 2005, 16:57:51 UTC
LOL!! i like this...

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