Day 1

[watchful_enmity]

Day one of my self-proclaimed dictatorship:

Spent the day t00bing watching the fandom.

Around 07:21pm slasher aegeus posted that another well known slasher, alexmalfoy, turned down incest with his brother. This is a step in the right direction... perhaps he has decided to change his ways? Perhaps not.

At 12:25am maruchina, a dutch female, confessed to leaving the fandom

Comments

[petulans]

A present for the newest champion and bastion of moral rectitude in these, the lands of the idolatrous:

[watchful_enmity]

Ooooohhh, pretty.

Tickets are free with purchase of item from my cafepress store (3$ and up).

[jiggery_pokery]

This is better than Big Brother.

[melodylemming]

I was told on June 21st that the room of requirement would spawn incredible amounts of slash fic. I guess it's starting.

[watchful_enmity]

It started yesterday at precisely 11:45 PM pacific time.

FANDOM RULE 48910B CLEARLY STATES THAT ALL PORN FICS SHOULD BE DESTROYED WITHIN 16 MINUTES OF BEING WRITTEN.

For future reference the room of requirement is hereby banned.

[lizardlaugh]

Well fuck, there goes my DA orgy fic. DA/DA OTG!

[ladylisse]

I'm not being watched? This is really quite upsetting, you know. Am I not worthy?

[anonymous]

Watchful_Entity...there's something I've been trying to tell you...Something I've been meaning to say...some days it's just so hard to (especially since you turned off anonymous commenting and wiped your twelve-hundred and how many responses and stopped taking my visions and moved across the Seas and changed your name to pottersginny and all), but watchful_entity...You're a big eye...I'm a big eye...Would you like to get together and socket to them some time? ;D

~Sauron, via Matt

(indescribably frightened by Stalker!Poetry, available at http://www.geocities.com/mickey1030_2000/poetry/stalker.html and in poetry-therapy clinics everywhere (all writing by safety crayons only).)

[watchful_enmity]

I would... but I'm a nutty Christian and my duties to watch the fandom take priority over 'socking'.

Plus, I'm trying to rid the world of evil and you ARE evil. Can you see how we might have problems?

[anonymous]

There's nothing about a small amount of philosophical tension that any ordinary, healthy relationship between one gargantuan lidless eye and another surely can't work out. And if it doesn't, I'll have to go back to Foucault's Unseeing Eye (makes soulful staring tricky) or Newton's Panopticon (too much of a good thing...) So please, spare me your evil-smiting (eye)lash!

(Of course, a smiting would make me smitten. And you know how I get when something's precious to me...)

~S&M (er, Sauron and Matt. Really .)

[watchful_enmity]

I'll think it over and get back to you within the hour.