I'm so evil...

Dec 24, 2004 01:33

Watchful falcon [1:09 AM]: Hey, Matt.
Watchful falcon [1:10 AM]: Matt?
Watchful falcon [1:10 AM]: This is Kevin.
nothingnessisall [1:10 AM]: yes
Watchful falcon [1:11 AM]: You should come to my concert.
Watchful falcon [1:11 AM]: It's gonna be the bossest concert you've ever seen.
Watchful falcon [1:11 AM]: And i'll let you in cheap, too.
nothingnessisall [1:11 AM]: i'll be sure to do that
nothingnessisall [1:12 AM]: where;s it at
Watchful falcon [1:12 AM]: its at the met
nothingnessisall [1:13 AM]: in NY
Watchful falcon [1:14 AM]: yeah. We're gonna be experimenting with ZAO sound. It's gonna be pretty great.
nothingnessisall [1:14 AM]: zao eh
nothingnessisall [1:14 AM]: i prefer lamb of god
Watchful falcon [1:15 AM]: Yeah. Dying fetus is better though.
nothingnessisall [1:15 AM]: blah...
nothingnessisall [1:15 AM]: killswitch engage
Watchful falcon [1:16 AM]: After the concert, we could go out to eat.
Watchful falcon [1:16 AM]: Just you and me, y'know? It'd be cool.
nothingnessisall [1:16 AM]: sounds like a date
Watchful falcon [1:16 AM]: Well, if thats what you wanna call it...
nothingnessisall [1:17 AM]: well you are the one inviting me to dinner alone and all
nothingnessisall [1:18 AM]: i'll arrange for the motel six afterwards
Watchful falcon [1:18 AM]: Awesome.
nothingnessisall [1:19 AM]: you bring the lotion
Watchful falcon [1:19 AM]: oh, absolutely.
Watchful falcon [1:19 AM]: I found this great orange scented stuff down at Bath and body works at the mall.
Watchful falcon [1:20 AM]: It's great. You'll like it.
nothingnessisall [1:20 AM]: excellent
nothingnessisall [1:20 AM]: lets just skip the concert and dinner and go right to the hotel room
nothingnessisall [1:20 AM]: you can rub me down
nothingnessisall [1:20 AM]: i'll rub you down
nothingnessisall [1:20 AM]: then someone can go down
Watchful falcon [1:21 AM]: Sounds like a great time.
nothingnessisall [1:21 AM]: a little messy too
Watchful falcon [1:21 AM]: Just how I like it
nothingnessisall [1:22 AM]: you ever had a dirty sanchez
Watchful falcon [1:22 AM]: not yet
Watchful falcon [1:22 AM]: you can teach me
nothingnessisall [1:22 AM]: just you wait
Watchful falcon [1:22 AM]: ;-)
nothingnessisall [1:25 AM]: im thinking we drink a bottle of liqour before things get started so we have something to play with in
Watchful falcon [1:25 AM]: Oh, sure
Watchful falcon [1:25 AM]: Hot sex is always better with a little vodka in your belly
nothingnessisall [1:25 AM]: maybe get some cigars stick them places they don't go
Watchful falcon [1:26 AM]: How long do we have to wait for this?
Watchful falcon [1:26 AM]: I want you know, Matt!
nothingnessisall [1:28 AM]: why wait
nothingnessisall [1:28 AM]: come on over
Watchful falcon [1:28 AM]: I can be there in 5 minutes.
nothingnessisall [1:29 AM]: cum on over
Watchful falcon [1:30 AM]: Should I stop to pick up the cigars and vodka
nothingnessisall [1:30 AM]: bring some friends
Watchful falcon [1:30 AM]: ?
nothingnessisall [1:30 AM]: yes and beer
nothingnessisall [1:31 AM]: and condoms
nothingnessisall [1:31 AM]: and possibly an enima or two
Watchful falcon [1:31 AM]: This has been fun, Dude.
Watchful falcon [1:31 AM]: Real names Ev. Nice to meat you.
nothingnessisall [1:32 AM]: matt but you knew that already

Hahaha. I love being evil.
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