Where my life stays a category 5 shitstorm

[watchmelaugh]

A shirtless hippie pulled a samurai sword on me at 3 in the morning the other night. He was tripping on acid and about to walk towards me in a street covered by broken glass. He screamed "I will cut your heart out." I couldn't believe it happened, then I thought how embarrassing it would be to be killed by some sword wielding granola. That's so

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[winewiskeywomen]

Acid? Tell me more, please.

[lizallium]

this is the kind of thing that I wouldn't believe if it came from somebody less reliable. it's hilarious. and scary in its ways.