Hi, Robin. It's me, Empoleon.
I'm typing you this, because something happened. Something terrible happened. Before you panic, no one died or anything, I got high and it was terrifying. I don't know how it exactly happened, but I think it's because someone spiked the food around here.
The scary thing is, I think my hallucinations manifest because I was afraid when Alisa abandoned me. I know, your sister didn't all exactly abandoned me for real, but it's still pretty counts and whatnot. I understand she just want to fit in the crowd which was the reason why she kept switching Pokemons, but it still hurts. Can I visit Hearthome soon? If you aren't busy or anything, because I really want to see you again. You always cheer me up and whatnot, I really need it.
Oh, can you send up some money for me? I need to buy a gift for a friend and repay for a window I broke while I was high.
From, Empoleon
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Yesterday was just... crap.
I didn't even things like that could've happen and whatnot. It was actually kinda frightening.
I'm sorry about the fall and whatnot, Zapdos.
Errr... Also, I'll pay for the broken window if I could, wait for a few days until the money gets here.