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[waterdance]

It's days like these that make me envious of smokers and coffee drinkers. But since I'm not willing to take up either one, I'm left pondering whether or not chewing on the desk is a good idea.

People are morons

Comments

[racerex]

mmmm. desk

[janusmzeal]

I suggest heroin and/or crack. I hear they're great on cereal. and babies.

[waterdance]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Babies....

[animuskv]

So you're envious of bad addictions!? Don't be what people are.

[waterdance]

Ah but I would still be myself, just with a few other bad habits

[animuskv]

Desk munching isn't all it's cracked up to be. I should know. How do you think I wore down my incisors. Mmm, oak.

[waterdance]

hmm, personally i prefer rosewood or sequoia