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[waterisfinite]

It was supposed to be very serious, because someone was getting fired right there, across the table.
But I couldn't stop it.
The longest, gurgliest, stinkiest fart just kept coming out of my butthole.

Nobody laughed but me.

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[almost_gold]

sigh*

i got your save the date and its perfect!

[waterisfinite]

Thank my sister for the perfection. She conceived, designed and produced them all by her lonesome.
I like that she included subtle references to my thing with hearts and stars. And did you notice where I got my new tattoo from?