5 Times Yuto called Yamada a Pig :3
Title: 5 Times the Charm
Rating: G
Pairing: Yamajimaaaaa
Prompt: 5 times Yuto called Yamada a pig
Notes: Well, I was browsing in on the early entries at the YamaJima comm, and found the Yamajima-thon. ^_^ I got curious so I looked it up. T'was a loverly idea. So here's the output of my overly active mind in the storms. <3 Comments are appreciated.
i.
"Hey, Yuto-kun, guess what I am!"
A typical guess-what-animal-I-am game. Four and a half year-old Yuto immediately turned his attention to dearest friend, Yama-chan.
"Baaa! Baaa!"
Yuto immediately hollers, "Ah! A pig?"
"No, you dummy! I'm a sheep!"
"But you remind me of a pig--"
Little Yama-chan ran away crying, feelings hurt and pride disregarded. He didn't hear Yuto continue his statement.
"--because they're so rosy and adorable?"
ii.
Dancing nonstop for 8 hours isn't something Yuto and Yamada would do for a while. They were rehearsing for a special duet on Shounen Club, and the new director didn't let them have their break until they perfected the moves. They only had bottles of water to rely on for their strength.
Now, both were in the dressing room, awaiting the food that the crew had prepared for them. It came shortly after Yamada's stomach grumbled for the 8th time.
"Food!" Yamada blurted out, and he started wolfing down every piece of edible matter that he could get his hands on, literally.
Yuto, who had the decency to eat with his chopsticks, guffawed at the sight. "Yama-chan, you're such a pig!"
iii.
"Smoochy poo~!"
Nakajima Yuto, who was in the midst of doing his signature moonwalk, stopped abruptly, his ears reddening. His fellow JUMP members halted with him.
Hikaru was first to react.
"Yuto, I know you're dating and all, but... smoochy poo? You have got to be kidding me!"
Yuto sent a menacing glare to his lover, who did nothing but smile oh-so-innocently.
~
"Hey Chii, you should do a hip thrust at the 2nd chorus--"
"Buta-chaaan~!"
Yamada froze completely. He stare blankly at Yuto, who was skipping over to him in a childish manner. Yuto gave him a quick peck on the cheek before skipping off again.
Yuri struggled hard to stop giggling.
"Buta-chan?"
"Oh shut up."
iv.
"I hate you!"
"Well, I do too!"
"I hate you more!"
"No, I hate YOU more!"
"No, I do!"
"Oh hell no! I hate you more!"
"Walking stick!"
"Pig!"
A twitch of the eye and Yamada ran away yet again, his pride shattered in pieces.
Was it his fault his cheeks were chubby? Was it his fault Kami-sama created him that way?
At the end of the day, both boys had grown enough mushrooms in their corners to feed the whole of Africa.
v.
Yuto walked briskly on the way home.
He didn't want to believe it. Couldn't. Wouldn't.
Slamming open the door to the apartment he shared together with Yamada, he dashed to the bedroom, surprised to find it locked.
'Yuto, did you hear?'
With intimate anger, he kicked open the door, the impact causing it to come off it hinges.
'He belongs to Chii now.'
The image in front of him no longer shocks him. He already had it on his mind.
'Break away.'
"You're such a pig," he mutters silently as he stares blankly at the 2 figures on the bed, obviously lacking proper clothing.
He ran away before Yamada had time to react.
>> aaah, contsructive criticism is okay too. :3
Rating: G
Pairing: Yamajimaaaaa
Prompt: 5 times Yuto called Yamada a pig
Notes: Well, I was browsing in on the early entries at the YamaJima comm, and found the Yamajima-thon. ^_^ I got curious so I looked it up. T'was a loverly idea. So here's the output of my overly active mind in the storms. <3 Comments are appreciated.
i.
"Hey, Yuto-kun, guess what I am!"
A typical guess-what-animal-I-am game. Four and a half year-old Yuto immediately turned his attention to dearest friend, Yama-chan.
"Baaa! Baaa!"
Yuto immediately hollers, "Ah! A pig?"
"No, you dummy! I'm a sheep!"
"But you remind me of a pig--"
Little Yama-chan ran away crying, feelings hurt and pride disregarded. He didn't hear Yuto continue his statement.
"--because they're so rosy and adorable?"
ii.
Dancing nonstop for 8 hours isn't something Yuto and Yamada would do for a while. They were rehearsing for a special duet on Shounen Club, and the new director didn't let them have their break until they perfected the moves. They only had bottles of water to rely on for their strength.
Now, both were in the dressing room, awaiting the food that the crew had prepared for them. It came shortly after Yamada's stomach grumbled for the 8th time.
"Food!" Yamada blurted out, and he started wolfing down every piece of edible matter that he could get his hands on, literally.
Yuto, who had the decency to eat with his chopsticks, guffawed at the sight. "Yama-chan, you're such a pig!"
iii.
"Smoochy poo~!"
Nakajima Yuto, who was in the midst of doing his signature moonwalk, stopped abruptly, his ears reddening. His fellow JUMP members halted with him.
Hikaru was first to react.
"Yuto, I know you're dating and all, but... smoochy poo? You have got to be kidding me!"
Yuto sent a menacing glare to his lover, who did nothing but smile oh-so-innocently.
~
"Hey Chii, you should do a hip thrust at the 2nd chorus--"
"Buta-chaaan~!"
Yamada froze completely. He stare blankly at Yuto, who was skipping over to him in a childish manner. Yuto gave him a quick peck on the cheek before skipping off again.
Yuri struggled hard to stop giggling.
"Buta-chan?"
"Oh shut up."
iv.
"I hate you!"
"Well, I do too!"
"I hate you more!"
"No, I hate YOU more!"
"No, I do!"
"Oh hell no! I hate you more!"
"Walking stick!"
"Pig!"
A twitch of the eye and Yamada ran away yet again, his pride shattered in pieces.
Was it his fault his cheeks were chubby? Was it his fault Kami-sama created him that way?
At the end of the day, both boys had grown enough mushrooms in their corners to feed the whole of Africa.
v.
Yuto walked briskly on the way home.
He didn't want to believe it. Couldn't. Wouldn't.
Slamming open the door to the apartment he shared together with Yamada, he dashed to the bedroom, surprised to find it locked.
'Yuto, did you hear?'
With intimate anger, he kicked open the door, the impact causing it to come off it hinges.
'He belongs to Chii now.'
The image in front of him no longer shocks him. He already had it on his mind.
'Break away.'
"You're such a pig," he mutters silently as he stares blankly at the 2 figures on the bed, obviously lacking proper clothing.
He ran away before Yamada had time to react.
>> aaah, contsructive criticism is okay too. :3