Do you feel alive without me? If not: leave him for me, before one of us has accidental babies.
Becca: I'm reading through posts on fuckyou_mcr and it's hilarious.
Becca: I've been reading for two hours and I'm still all ^_^
Nettie: hahaha, that community is very amusing
Becca: I know! So funny.
Nettie: hahaha i'm glad its keeping you entertained!
Becca: It is indeed.
Becca: They never run out of things to complain about.
Becca: It's just an endless laughfest.
Nettie: people write worse and worse things, thus fueling their complaints
Becca: It saddens me.
Becca: I want good fics.
Becca: There's a serious lack of good fics. I only find crap ones.
Becca: I is sad
Nettie: very true
Nettie: its not hard to write good fics. esp slash, i find
Becca: Why don't you write some? FOR ME!
Becca: I need it :-( Please?
Becca: I will beg if you need me to.
Nettie: lol you don't need to beg
Becca: But I can!
Becca: Will you write me a story, please?
Nettie: yes
Becca: kjcxlkzxjclkzjxlckjzlkxj
Becca: YAY½
Becca: WTF!? YAY! EXCLAMATIONPOINT!
Becca: Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Nettie: easy soldier :)
Nettie: i'll have it finished as soon as i can
Becca: *sighs*
Becca: I am so happy right now.
Nettie: haha, you're so cute
Becca: But I am happy. Thrilled.
Nettie: is there anyone you want in it?
Becca: I want (an) mcr-fic(s), please.
Nettie: ok
Becca: No Mikey.
Nettie: lol
Becca: Because...
Becca: yeah.
Becca: No Mikey.
Nettie: naked mikey = funny
Becca: rofl
Nettie: no mikey at all?
Nettie: not even dressed mikey?
Becca: Well, Mikey can be AROUND, but not in whatever pairing.
Nettie: lmao
Becca: He's allowed to still be in the band, and stuff.
Nettie: so you let him be alive, just not have a sex life? ok, got it ;)
Becca: It's about time someone learns what it's like to be me *snort*
Nettie: oh pfft
Becca: ... Sorry?
Becca: Do I have a sex life? No, I do not.
Becca: So Mikey can't have one either.
Nettie: but even when you have one, you'll still not want him to have one
Becca: Plus the idea of him having sex worries me and creeps me out. At the same time.
Becca: Are you telling me I would never allow MWay to have sex ever again?
Nettie: but you wouldn't!
Becca: No.
Becca: I don't want creepy, Mikey-sex.
Becca: Barbs tells me he won't stay up anyway.
Nettie: we have agreed that he won't, that is correct
Becca: So what good is he?
Nettie: i'm sure he's developed other skills
Becca: What exactly would those other skills be? Making the best coffee in the world? Speed-ironing? Llama-training?
Nettie: possibly!
Becca: I guess we all have our special talents?
Nettie: we do
Nettie: even mikey
Becca: Even Mikey.
Becca: There is hope for the world.
Becca: But still, no sex for him.
Becca: Well, I guess he can have sex when I'm not looking.
Becca: What I don't know won't kill me.
Nettie: lmao i'm sure he'll appreciate that
Becca: I'll never know.
Becca: I hope.
Becca: Can you imagine mikey!sexface?
Becca: OH LOL!
Nettie: vomit
Nettie: tbh
Becca: Imagine having to see that? It would so ruin the mood, don't you think?
Becca: Oh, oh, oooooooh... WTF MIKEY!?
Nettie: part of me wants to write the mikey sex face story
Nettie: just to disgust you :)
Becca: You can make it a crack!fic. About Mikey-sex face. And bring me lulz.
Becca: And then you can write serious, lovely fic about... Someone who isn't Mikey.
Nettie: lmao
Becca: Yes?
Becca: Please.
Becca: rofl Mikey!sexface still has me giggling.
Becca: Sort of making my stomach turn at the same time, but you know what, kind of ignoring that at the moment.
Nettie: becca, you're hilarious
Nettie: and so so mean!
Nettie: but... hilarious
Nettie: cos yes, mikey is the one who's sex is not the hottest
Becca: Sup, understatement of the year.
Nettie: lmao
Nettie: you're so cruel to him
Nettie: you'll make him cry
Nettie: i'll laugh
Becca: I won't make him cry. Might make him glare at me, but I doubt I'll get to far in my 'omg srsly mikey, never have sex, like ever' speech before I get my face smashed by angry fangirls.
Nettie: i'd protect your face!
Becca: With what? Your face? Can't have that.
Becca: With Mikey's face? Score.
Nettie: =-O
Nettie: barbs would hate me
Nettie: she loves his face
Becca: And Gerard will never give you his sex. So maybe not the best plan?
Nettie: pretty much the worst plan
Becca: No, worst plan would be letting fangirls break my face.
Becca: Bad, bad plan.
Nettie: lmao
Nettie: getting your face broken < getting mikey's face broken < using a fangirl as a shield
Becca: Good plan. Very good plan.
Becca: I should feel sorry for random fangirl, but not so much.
Nettie: no you shouldn't, fangirls are shit
Becca: Shit for actually wanting Mikey!sexface
Nettie: exactly
Becca: So now we have fangirl breaking other fangirl's face? While I yell at Mikey about never having sex, ever, EVER; again?
Becca: Unless it's with like... Barbs, because I think she might be immune to the creepiness which is Mikey's sex.
Nettie: well i'll grab one and bat the others off
Becca: What? Like grab her by the hair and swing her around?
Becca: You'll def. get into Worm's pants.
Nettie: lmao!
Nettie: do i WANT to be in Worm's pants?
Becca: I don't know.
Becca: Do you?
Becca: I wouldn't. But I don't want mikey!sexface either. And it's stuck in my mind. You can't always get what you want.
Nettie: i don't want to be in worm's pants :(
Becca: Then crawl out of them quickly!
Becca: Wouldn't want to lead him on.
Becca: That would be mean.
Becca: Apparantly.
Nettie: interesting theory
Nettie: so, mikey is asexual, eh?
Becca: He has no penis.
Becca: I wonder if he's circumsized?
Becca: No! STOP BRAIN!
Nettie: no penis at all, so he can't be circumsized
Nettie: mikey no-penis
Becca: Mikey 'No-Penis' Way.
Becca: His gangstuh-name.
Nettie: lmao, no-penis would get him beaten up in his gang
Becca: Not if his gang consists of eunucks.
Nettie: it'd be a must then
Becca: It's in the gang-guidelines.
Nettie: but that'd be the worst gang ever
Becca: Eunuck required.
Becca: Not really.
Becca:The best thing you have in times of... War, is the element of surprise.
Nettie: worst gang ever
Becca: And what could be more surprising than a gang of Eunucks lead by Mikey Way?
Song of the Day:
Damien Rice - Accidental Babies