My Fusion. *FINALLY*
Title: Angel or Demon? The Little Boy Who Fell From The Sky
Author: Watermaline
Rating: PG
Genre and/or Pairing: Fusion with Sailor Moon, Dean/Castiel
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Uh...crack, I guess.
Word Count: 1,128
Summary: Sailor Moon R fused with Supernatural and Dean/Castiel
Hi, I’m Castiel, I’m fourteen years old, in the eighth grade.
Also, I’m a pretty soldier for love and justice, Sailor Moon! These are my friends! Ash is really intelligent, despite how he looks. He’s Sailor Mercury. My friend Uriel has a temper, but we’re really close. He’s Sailor Mars. This is Jo, she’s really tough, but pretty girly, actually. She’s Sailor Jupiter. And this is Anna-formally known as Sailor V, she’s Sailor Venus! And this is my boyfriend, Dean-isn’t he gorgeous? He’s my prince, also known as Tuxedo Mask! Today, we’re going on a really romantic date.
When Castiel became Sailor Moon, and met his future husband Tuxedo Mask, also known as Dean Winchester, he was worried that Dean, the ordinary man, wouldn’t want to marry a guy who ran around the city in a mini sailor skirt along with other people who did the same. Dean had kissed him for the first time and pointed out that Dean ran around the city in a tuxedo and cape, and fought with an expanding cane and psychic powers. So they were pretty happy, after Dean got over his amnesia and Castiel saved the world from two aliens and their giant tree. So now they were on a boat dock, kissing, and all was right with the world. Dean was warm, holding Castiel close, until BAM! Castiel pitched forward and landed on the dock, a heavy weight bouncing off of him. “What-” He looked up, and there was a little boy in a trench coat-his trench coat-sitting on top of Dean. “Hey! What are you doing? Where’d you come from, and why are you sitting on Dean?”
“Dean?” The little boy leaned back to see Dean’s face.
“I’m talking to you!” The boy turned around and stood up, almost tripping on his trench coat as he did. “Who are you? And why are you wearing my trench coat?”
“That’s what I want to know. This trench coat is Castiel’s trademark!”
“…you’re Castiel. Ruby-P, change!” There was a soft click and Castiel was staring down the barrel of a gun. “Give me the Silver Crystal.”
“Come on,” said Dean from his spot. “That’s just a toy.”
“Don’t move or she dies. Now,” Castiel saw a finger close on the trigger. “Gimme the Silver Crystal.”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about-” There was a loud bang, and Castiel fell back. Dean darted forward to grab him; there was a flower stuck to Castiel’s forehead. “Of course it was a toy. Hey you, kid-Where’d he go?”
“A vanishing kid?”
“That sounds…really weird,” said Jo.
“He vanished,” said Castiel, “after crawling all over my Dean!”
“I doubt that your boyfriend is attracted to children. Though you are childish sometimes, so who knows.”
“Uriel! You’re so cruel,” Castiel pouted. “It was weird. And he was wearing my trench coat.”
“I don’t think you have a monopoly on those, Castiel.” Castiel picked up a cookie, nibbling on it, as Ash, Uriel, Jo, and Anna hit the floor. “Everyone, what…” Castiel spotted a tuft of brown hair and the end of a trench coat belt under the table…near the teapot! “You poisoned everyone, you little brat!” Castiel grabbed him by the trench coat, and spanked him, hard. “Who are you? Where are you from?!” Castiel spanked him once more, and the little thing burst into tears. “Even if you cry, I won’t forgive you!”
“I’m Sam! Sam!”
“Why’d you poison everyone?” Another spank.
“They’re just sleeping,” Sam sobbed. “I wanted to look for the Silver Crystal.”
“So you were going to steal it if you found it!” Castiel spanked him once more, and this time along with the tears and wailing, a strange light began to emit from his forehead. “What is that?”
“So this is where the God-child was hiding.” Castiel almost dropped Sam in surprise. “Hand him over!”
“Who are you?”
“I’m Meg, youngest of the Four Phantom Sisters! Now, the boy!”
“No way.” Castiel set Sam down, standing in front of him. “I may not like him much but I’m not going to hand him off to-” A force slammed into Castiel’s chest, sending him flying over Sam and into a wall.
“Hey there, little guy.” Sam, trembling bolted past the woman in the bizarre tutu and striped pink body suit. Meg chased him, gathering what looked like dark fire in her hands. Castiel struggled to his feet, and rather than waste time, shouted “Moon Crystal Power!”
“Nowhere left to run, God-child.” Sam fell to the ground, trying to crawl away. “You’re done now.” Sam hugged Ruby-P to his chest and shut his eyes. “Papa, Daddy...help me.” Meg smirked, holding up the fire. “Bye bye!”
“Hold it right there!” Meg looked up. “How dare you threaten a small child on such a lovely day! I won’t forgive. A champion of love and justice, a pretty sailor solider, I’m Sailor Moon!” Castiel ignored the wind trying to blow up his skirt. “And in the name of the moon, I shall punish you!” Meg flung a fistful of fire, and Castiel promptly fell, rolling and hitting Meg with his body weight. “That’s the Sailor Body Attack!”
“How dare you dirty my face! Die!” A rose struck Meg on the arm, and Castiel smiled.
“Passionate fire is noble and beautiful. But evil fire to burn someone to death is ugly and horrifying.”
“Tuxedo Mask!” He was holding Sam in his arms, like a protective father.
“I’ll burn you and the God-child, pretty boy!”
“Not if I have anything to say about it!”
“What?”
Castiel pulled out the Cutie Moon Rod. “Moon…Princess…Halation!” Meg dodged the attack, it stinging her heels. “I’ll be back. You’ll pay for ruining my shoes and dirtying my face, Sailor Moon!” And then she was gone, and Castiel ran over to Tuxedo Mask. “…I guess someone’s after this little guy, huh?” Castiel nodded, and caught a strange look passing over his lover’s face. “Are you all right?”
“…yeah.”
Castiel tucked Sam into the makeshift bed on the sofa at their apartment. “We would have helped you from the beginning you know, if you’d told us.” Dean wrapped his arms around Castiel, giving him a soft kiss on the cheek. “I’m sure Sammy has a reason. Come on, let’s hit the hay. We’ll talk to him tomorrow.”
I’m an ordinary middle school student, living with my boyfriend (how scandalous!), and my dream is to be a bride (Dean’s obviously) one day. But also, I’m a champion for love and justice, Sailor Moon!
Note: The god-child thing. In Sailor Moon, Chibi-Usa is called ‘Rabbit’ by the bad guys, as ‘Usagi’ means rabbit. ‘Samuel’ has something to do with God, so that’s what my bad guys call Sam, because calling him Rabbit makes no sense.
Author: Watermaline
Rating: PG
Genre and/or Pairing: Fusion with Sailor Moon, Dean/Castiel
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Uh...crack, I guess.
Word Count: 1,128
Summary: Sailor Moon R fused with Supernatural and Dean/Castiel
Hi, I’m Castiel, I’m fourteen years old, in the eighth grade.
Also, I’m a pretty soldier for love and justice, Sailor Moon! These are my friends! Ash is really intelligent, despite how he looks. He’s Sailor Mercury. My friend Uriel has a temper, but we’re really close. He’s Sailor Mars. This is Jo, she’s really tough, but pretty girly, actually. She’s Sailor Jupiter. And this is Anna-formally known as Sailor V, she’s Sailor Venus! And this is my boyfriend, Dean-isn’t he gorgeous? He’s my prince, also known as Tuxedo Mask! Today, we’re going on a really romantic date.
When Castiel became Sailor Moon, and met his future husband Tuxedo Mask, also known as Dean Winchester, he was worried that Dean, the ordinary man, wouldn’t want to marry a guy who ran around the city in a mini sailor skirt along with other people who did the same. Dean had kissed him for the first time and pointed out that Dean ran around the city in a tuxedo and cape, and fought with an expanding cane and psychic powers. So they were pretty happy, after Dean got over his amnesia and Castiel saved the world from two aliens and their giant tree. So now they were on a boat dock, kissing, and all was right with the world. Dean was warm, holding Castiel close, until BAM! Castiel pitched forward and landed on the dock, a heavy weight bouncing off of him. “What-” He looked up, and there was a little boy in a trench coat-his trench coat-sitting on top of Dean. “Hey! What are you doing? Where’d you come from, and why are you sitting on Dean?”
“Dean?” The little boy leaned back to see Dean’s face.
“I’m talking to you!” The boy turned around and stood up, almost tripping on his trench coat as he did. “Who are you? And why are you wearing my trench coat?”
“That’s what I want to know. This trench coat is Castiel’s trademark!”
“…you’re Castiel. Ruby-P, change!” There was a soft click and Castiel was staring down the barrel of a gun. “Give me the Silver Crystal.”
“Come on,” said Dean from his spot. “That’s just a toy.”
“Don’t move or she dies. Now,” Castiel saw a finger close on the trigger. “Gimme the Silver Crystal.”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about-” There was a loud bang, and Castiel fell back. Dean darted forward to grab him; there was a flower stuck to Castiel’s forehead. “Of course it was a toy. Hey you, kid-Where’d he go?”
“A vanishing kid?”
“That sounds…really weird,” said Jo.
“He vanished,” said Castiel, “after crawling all over my Dean!”
“I doubt that your boyfriend is attracted to children. Though you are childish sometimes, so who knows.”
“Uriel! You’re so cruel,” Castiel pouted. “It was weird. And he was wearing my trench coat.”
“I don’t think you have a monopoly on those, Castiel.” Castiel picked up a cookie, nibbling on it, as Ash, Uriel, Jo, and Anna hit the floor. “Everyone, what…” Castiel spotted a tuft of brown hair and the end of a trench coat belt under the table…near the teapot! “You poisoned everyone, you little brat!” Castiel grabbed him by the trench coat, and spanked him, hard. “Who are you? Where are you from?!” Castiel spanked him once more, and the little thing burst into tears. “Even if you cry, I won’t forgive you!”
“I’m Sam! Sam!”
“Why’d you poison everyone?” Another spank.
“They’re just sleeping,” Sam sobbed. “I wanted to look for the Silver Crystal.”
“So you were going to steal it if you found it!” Castiel spanked him once more, and this time along with the tears and wailing, a strange light began to emit from his forehead. “What is that?”
“So this is where the God-child was hiding.” Castiel almost dropped Sam in surprise. “Hand him over!”
“Who are you?”
“I’m Meg, youngest of the Four Phantom Sisters! Now, the boy!”
“No way.” Castiel set Sam down, standing in front of him. “I may not like him much but I’m not going to hand him off to-” A force slammed into Castiel’s chest, sending him flying over Sam and into a wall.
“Hey there, little guy.” Sam, trembling bolted past the woman in the bizarre tutu and striped pink body suit. Meg chased him, gathering what looked like dark fire in her hands. Castiel struggled to his feet, and rather than waste time, shouted “Moon Crystal Power!”
“Nowhere left to run, God-child.” Sam fell to the ground, trying to crawl away. “You’re done now.” Sam hugged Ruby-P to his chest and shut his eyes. “Papa, Daddy...help me.” Meg smirked, holding up the fire. “Bye bye!”
“Hold it right there!” Meg looked up. “How dare you threaten a small child on such a lovely day! I won’t forgive. A champion of love and justice, a pretty sailor solider, I’m Sailor Moon!” Castiel ignored the wind trying to blow up his skirt. “And in the name of the moon, I shall punish you!” Meg flung a fistful of fire, and Castiel promptly fell, rolling and hitting Meg with his body weight. “That’s the Sailor Body Attack!”
“How dare you dirty my face! Die!” A rose struck Meg on the arm, and Castiel smiled.
“Passionate fire is noble and beautiful. But evil fire to burn someone to death is ugly and horrifying.”
“Tuxedo Mask!” He was holding Sam in his arms, like a protective father.
“I’ll burn you and the God-child, pretty boy!”
“Not if I have anything to say about it!”
“What?”
Castiel pulled out the Cutie Moon Rod. “Moon…Princess…Halation!” Meg dodged the attack, it stinging her heels. “I’ll be back. You’ll pay for ruining my shoes and dirtying my face, Sailor Moon!” And then she was gone, and Castiel ran over to Tuxedo Mask. “…I guess someone’s after this little guy, huh?” Castiel nodded, and caught a strange look passing over his lover’s face. “Are you all right?”
“…yeah.”
Castiel tucked Sam into the makeshift bed on the sofa at their apartment. “We would have helped you from the beginning you know, if you’d told us.” Dean wrapped his arms around Castiel, giving him a soft kiss on the cheek. “I’m sure Sammy has a reason. Come on, let’s hit the hay. We’ll talk to him tomorrow.”
I’m an ordinary middle school student, living with my boyfriend (how scandalous!), and my dream is to be a bride (Dean’s obviously) one day. But also, I’m a champion for love and justice, Sailor Moon!
Note: The god-child thing. In Sailor Moon, Chibi-Usa is called ‘Rabbit’ by the bad guys, as ‘Usagi’ means rabbit. ‘Samuel’ has something to do with God, so that’s what my bad guys call Sam, because calling him Rabbit makes no sense.