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[watermelonlife]

tonight i have tried my hardest to look like a babydoll, to make my eyes as wide and innocent as possible, wearing a babydoll dress and babydoll shoes, and drawing red lipstick over my lips, over my babydoll cupid's bow. only now we are not going out. it's ok, i will sit at home like a babydoll, lie in bed, close my eyes, place my perfect

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[jimbojones]

But now, thanks to this post, THE WHOLE INTERNETS saw you.

[watermelonlife]

but i'm much more graceful on the internet

[jimbojones]

unrelated: have you seen Borat yet? Do you want to?

My internets friends all say it's hilarious but none of my real-life friends want to go.