I had lunch with a fork because I'm sexy.

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[_whatzername]

I licked a noodle because that's how I roll.

[neoalakai]

I ran over a baseball bat because I'm sexy.

[livetobe100]

i ran over a llama because im sexy

[livetobe100]

o and mch sang to a monster because she thinks she is a homosexual.

[_michii_]

I yelled at your mom because that's how I roll.