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[watersoul]

I want a baby, dammit! Somebody give me a baby!
Wait, what am I saying...

You know, I've already wasted much of the little bit of money I have on personalized baby toys for my first son, because he's the only child who's name I'm certain of. I need help! Have a baby, me? Ha! I'm still a baby! And I'm not gonna be one of those knocked-up semi

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[hobostreet]

you want a baby? I can get you a baby. You don't want to know how, but I can get you one.

[watersoul]

Really??? How? tell me, teLL mE, TELL ME!