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[watersoul]

Son...of...a...bitch!
Damn him to the firey depths of hell!
*vomits all over the back of his neck while he's trying to sleep at three in the morning*

"What the crap are you talking about, Jennifer?"

On a totally unrelated note:
I simply must learn to play the sitar and the banjo. I mean, how can you live without knowing how to play the sitar and

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[kittiepunk]

Learning to play the sitar would be so great

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[watersoul]

I could do great concerts for hippies while everyone gets high. Everyone would love me.

[sausagepickle]

my nose itches

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[watersoul]

Teach your cat to scratch it. That would be sort of cool.

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[ilovegravy]

hahahah, that icon is AWESOME!

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[watersoul]

Why thank you! I just found it in my pictures folder and I do not remember how it got there, so I'm using it! In other words, I basically stole it and I have no idea where it came from. Go me!

*person who made this icon comes and runs right into me, sending me hurling towards the moon*

-"Steal that, bitch!"
-Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[jesuszilla]

I agree, everyone should know how to play the sitar and the banjo.

When I was 13, I used to play the egg slicer. This is where I would pluck the wires on an egg slicer, and it actually sounds banjo-ish. It's hilarious! :D

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[watersoul]

You should join our country folk band. We've got a banjo player (me), a washboard player (Big Steve), and we've got Livi-Sue on the jugs. (Yes, I said she's on the jugs.)

You can be the crazy rebel who doesn't play a traditional backwoods instrument. You play the egg slicer!

*egg slicer solo*
Yeah! Rock on!