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[watersoul]

I've decided, that when I get a lot of money, I'm going to hire a male prostitute to simply hang out with me. If he gives me any crap about wasting his time, I'll shoot him. You know, because some people just love to complain, even when they're getting paid to do nothing

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[ilovegravy]

I think "male prostitute capture/torturer/potential murderer" is a noble title! I don't know why more people have not supported you on this!!

Also, if you're paying him, he shouldn't be complaining!! Those diva gigolos.

[watersoul]

Totally! That reminds me of our Wilson Brother rape idea. I still believe we should go through with it. We just have to find someone for Drew! I mean, we wouldn't want him to feel left out or anything.

[ilovegravy]

haha, I forgot to mention to you, my friend said she'd take care of him! So we are SET! XD