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[watersoul]

The other day, I was making vegetable stir-fry because it's just so dern easy to make. Well, I heated up the pan, but then I forgot all about it, so the house started smoking. Instead of letting the pan cool down, I decided to put the vegetables in, but then the pan started exploding, so I threw the bag of frozen veggies at it, and they went all

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[jesuszilla]

If we had security, I would have been quietly escorted from the out of the kitchen.
Dearie my, that was a most entertaining story! Thanks! (I'm glad that you didn't burn the place down!) That sounds like something I would do. Not letting the pan cool down and all.

[watersoul]

Yeah, 'Zilla! I have had so many instances where I almost burned down the house, it's not even funny. And you should've heard about the time I made accidental cat food brownies! I am the greatest chef that ever lived.

mmmm....cat food brownies...

[jesuszilla]

I don't even know where to begin to guess as to how you made "accidental" cat food brownies. But I must know.

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[watersoul]

Searching through old posts...searching...no results found, yet...
Well, I think it was last February, or something. I was making brownies with some cheap mix my mom wouldn't stop buying, and I accidentally dropped the bowl on the floor. The brownie mix landed in the cat food dish. This mix was thick as all hell, so I just scooped it back into the bowl and picked out as much of the cat food as I could. Since I was angry at my mom (as usual), I baked them and gave her the first one. She said they were freaking delicious, so I had one too, and they were!

[disportraited]

O_O

Note to self: Never eat at watersoul's house.

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[watersoul]

I plan to open my own diner, and Tace, if you ruin it for me by putting one of those hidden cameras in the kitchen, I will freaking come after you. I'm not kidding...okay, yes I am. ;p

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[disportraited]

*cackles* *plots*

o.o

[onsenmark]

hot oil in pan + frozen veggies = boom. ^^;

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[watersoul]

I should do a vegetarian cooking demo at my old junior high school. That will show those bastards to kick me out.

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[onsenmark]

If you do, make sure to get the Himemiya Anthy recipe for personality-switching curry. besides, the explosions are a cool side effect. ~_O

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[watersoul]

Ha! That would be awesome.

[ilovegravy]

hahah, another classic anecdote my friend!

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[watersoul]

I am a philosopher!

My favorite philosophical quote is still:
"Let your anger be like a monkey in a piñata; hiding inside with the candy, hoping the children don't hit it with a stick."

You know, if you think about it, it actually makes sense!