Wanted: 1 Monster
A monster has been reported living in my son's room, and is described as follows:
"It has one blue eyestalk, round blue polka-dot teeth, a blue dinosaur nose, little pink ears, 3 legs, 5 arms, 8 feathered wings, 5 bellybuttons (arranged in a circular formation), and has 5 penises. It stands about 3 feet tall and is wearing 5 diapers and 3 pairs of ( Read more... )
"It has one blue eyestalk, round blue polka-dot teeth, a blue dinosaur nose, little pink ears, 3 legs, 5 arms, 8 feathered wings, 5 bellybuttons (arranged in a circular formation), and has 5 penises. It stands about 3 feet tall and is wearing 5 diapers and 3 pairs of ( Read more... )
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Kayla, yesterday, was convinced to run up the stairs (for teh 20th time that day) even if her legs hurt so much she couldn't move. The incentive? If you don't want to clean your room, I will clean up every toy I see that isn't tidy and donate it to Goodwill.
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Here you go little dude, tuck it tight to the shoulder, sight along the top, breath in deep, let the breath out halfway and squeeze rather than jerk the trigger. Mom will help you clean up the mess in the morning.
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