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[waterysun]

Throughout his long career as a circumcision specialist, the surgeon had saved his patients' foreskins as mementos. His wife wanted to give him a unique souvenir of his career for a retirement gift, so she took his collection to a leather artisan and asked him to make something special. "I'll see what I can do," said the artisan. A week later, she

Comments

[die_monster]

Oh foreskin humor. Mostly offtopic, but my favorite part of the bible is still (in Joshua, I think?) where some king or other commands a hero to bring him 200 foreskins of pagans. Doesn't that just sound like a really fucked up WoW quest? "Dammit, 200 pagans? FUCK. And I bet they each only drop one, too!"

[waterysun]

I laughed pretty hard at that.

[meattackyou]

I see what you did there. Oh yes. I see.