My List of Lifelong Dreams

These are all things I want to accomplish before I die.

1. Figure out a way to not die.
2. Go on American Idol and do spoken word.
3. Date a hot Asian chick4. Be part of a Mexican standoff ( Read more... )

I've wanted this for a while. Then I saw the box.

Now I'm trying to figure out how to justify getting a $25 Gamecube controller on a collegiate budget.

Officially Confirmed: Gwen Stacy will be in Spider-Man 3.

SO excited, if only partially because it provides a convenient way out for Kirsten Dunst, who pretty much has said she doesn't want to be Mary Jane anymore*. If she wants out, that could mean one of the biggest role-reversals of all time. Mary Jane dies and Gwen Stacy lives ( Read more... )

In celebration of me signing the lease to my first-ever apartment (and because I do not feel like writing a real journal entry about it) I would like to truly finish out my ongoing series of awards for video games and movies with some categories I totally forgot about.

Starting out with...

Games

Biggest, Most Soul-Crushing Disappointment - ( Read more... )

Bastards sniped me at the last second.

Two hours into my five hour shift. So far, so good, but I still have 3/5 to go.

Guess what? I watched another movie.

The Transporter 2 is possibly one of the most ludicrous movies I have ever watched. At no point does the film even attempt to approach anything even remotely like reality. Examples? One of the villains is a heroin chic model who ( Read more... )

I suppose it's time to talk about my favorite games/etc. of last year. I didn't play all that many new ones, so this will be a list that is somewhat less than traditional. You're probably still not going to read it. Nor would I expect you to. First thing, though, a couple other items:

1) I can't believe I left Kung Fu Hustle off my "Best Movies of ( Read more... )

I see movies occasionally.

The Notebook could have been a lot worse than it was. I am by no means a fan of romantic dramas (or, to use the slightly more misogynistic term, "chick flicks") so I was not expecting a whole lot from it. You know where this is headed. I actually wound up liking it, primarily because 95% of the movie is actually not ( Read more... )

Since Mr. Watts decided to start talkin' movies, I will respond in kind. And, since I need to start writing in this thing more, I'll make this an ongoing series. Unlike most series of this nature, I will give you the goods right up front, in no particular order, with...

THE TOP FIVE MOVIES OF 2005:
According to Bryan Carr, who is always right and ( Read more... )

(Warning: The following contains spoilers. However, they are for a film that is based on a seventy year-old movie. Reader beware, but really, if you don't know what happens in the end of the movie by now, you are probably also amazed by the magical demons that put images onto your computer box.)

King Kong was amazing ( Read more... )