what the... what kind of lame ass teacher curves down

A really lame ass teacher, thats who, and i got him.

I have a paper due friday worth 25% of my grade in poli sci and a test in another class worth 30% of my final grade...

The first test is at 12:30... ends at 1:30... turn in paper at 2:00, no earlier...

Bob Dylan plays Jazz Fest at 3:00 sharp.

God fucking dammit

its 1:02:03 04/05/06!!!!

sweet!

holy crap, spring break is gonna be sweet, i earned the last of the money needed today.

and Bonnaroo!!! FINALLY!!!

and europe! :}

God bless Southern Comfort
God bless Cloves
God bless burbon juice
God bless the clarinet
God bless new orleans
God bless southern hospitality

And the five day party weekend begins...

Be safe out there, kids.

Game on.

Mardi Gras party at my apartment tonight. Dress in your mardi gras best, bring beads, free drinks for ladies, 5 dollar keg for guys. Wells and wells of Hurricanes. Call me for directions. 50 confirmed RSVPs. Listen for the rod stewart.

This video made my day. It seems pretty normal, but wait till you see the end.

http://music.yahoo.com/ar-285571-videos--The-Starting-Line
Click on the "leaving" video

Ladies and Gentlemen, my bathroom is now a psychedelic mind trip of euphoria. We thought it would be funny that because the walls of our apartment are so bland, to paint the bathroom the most mind numbingly obnoxious colors ever. So we went with Electric Lime Green and Neon Pink. And now it looks like something not of this earth. We just figured ( Read more... )

So now my dad knows about my 135 dollar speeding ticket.... ehhhhhhh.

Yeah thats right, my dad, the man who has spun out porsche's.

His comment...

" i didn't know your car could go that fast, wait to speed until you have a nice car and can afford these tickets. And don't die"