Yesterday:
Little Kid: (happily) Shut Up!
Mom: What?!
Little Kid: (again happily) Shut Up!
(smacking sound)

This Afternoon:
Little Dog: BARK BARK BARK!
Grandma: SHUTUP!
Little Dog: -silence-

This Evening:
Little Kid: (mumbles)
Mom: What?
Little Kid: (quietly) shut up
Mom: Don’t fuckin tell me to shut up.
Little Kid: (mumbles)
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I'm pretty sure there are only two things a bunny could dress up as on Halloween:

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MY apartment is officially MINE. I don't move in until June 29th, however.

hardwood floors = <3

i had a nightmare where i hit a car in a parking lot, small dent, a few scratches, and the little girl in the back seat rolled down her window and yelled "bitch."

i wish there was something to do other than throw myself on the railroad tracks. i guess i have it coming.

guess what?

This week sucks so far. And the Taurus broke down. Not the person, the car. TRAUMATIC ( Read more... )

I have written nothing in the new year. Here is my life, before me, spreading like a virus to every thought that i try so hard to isolate from reality. Here is my last hope of escape dying. Here is my first chance at perfection imploding, turning to display its worst features and bending to highlight the sores and bruises from fights past. I can't ( Read more... )

I'm going to write a sitcom about my apartment. It's going to be in black and white, maybe a silent film even, but this will be the theme song ( Read more... )