[056] - [Voice/Set before the party!]

[wavesoakedlegs]

A bat has invaded my home.

[Mitsuhide's voice is filled with good humour; it sounds like he might burst into laughter any second.]

I don't suppose you, my friends, have any suggestions for getting it out?

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[cleaver_bitch]

Open the doors and windows, and let it fly out!

[She says this with a giggle.]

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[wavesoakedlegs]

His wings aren't large enough to enable him to fly.

[Mitsuhide makes a dramatic, thoughtful hum.]

Perhaps I ought to pick him up and help him?

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[cleaver_bitch]

That sounds like a very good idea, Mitsuhide-san! But be very gentle.

[Still giggling.]

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[wavesoakedlegs]

Oh, I will be very gentle.

[A long pause, and then...]

Ah, it seems he's a little too heavy for me...

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[fireflowered]

Um, well ... I'd say to just let it fly out, but I'm definitely not an expert on this sort of thing.

You seem really amused by all of this.

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[wavesoakedlegs]

His wings are not quite large enough to enable him to fly out.

[Mitsuhide laughs, and nods.]

Oh, I am. I most definitely am.

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[fireflowered]

Is it a baby bat?

I guess I'd be a little amused, too .. it's not every day that a bat is in your house.

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[wavesoakedlegs]

Not a baby, no.

[And then something of a sly look crosses Mitsuhide's face. It's a strange look on him.]

Actually, I must confess... he's been in this house for many, many days now.

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[ultrafangtastic]

Just ask it politely to leave! They're usually not too bad so long as you're nice about it!

[No really. BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! A thought just occurred to her...]

Unless...he doesn't have a big pink bow or anything, does he?

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[wavesoakedlegs]

[Mitsuhide laughs quietly at that, warmth evident in his tone when he speaks afterwards.]

No, he doesn't have a pink bow. But perhaps I ought to ask him if he'd like to wear one?

[He smiles widely.]

Well... I must admit I don't actually want him to leave, now.

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[ultrafangtastic]

[She looks a little dejected there for a moment before letting another smile pass over her lips.]

I was hoping he was Count Fabulous, I was sure he was with me when I came here but I haven't seen him. Maybe he's just taking in the scenery...

[A sigh before letting out a laugh.]

They make great friends, you know.

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[wavesoakedlegs]

Count Fabulous..? You have a bat by that name?

[He asks curiously, before nodding.]

Oh yes. I can believe that.

[That smile turns into something of a smirk.]

Even if this one is stubborn and uncompromising!

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[rise_to_caesar]

A bat?

[Akihiko blinks. What kind of bat lives underwater...? The mental image of an undersea bat is... less than appealing.]

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[wavesoakedlegs]

Yes!

[Horrifying mental image there, Akihiko. Mitsuhide dips his head briefly, smile wide.]

A very unusual sort of bat, I will admit.

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[rise_to_caesar]

[Tentacle bat.]

What sort of bat...?

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[wavesoakedlegs]

One with wings that will not allow him to fly, and a stubborn, uncompromising nature.

[Someone needs to see the jellyfish bats. Mitsuhide taps his chin with a finger.]

A large bat with very unusual markings.

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[singularjustice]

A bat? Like a Zubat? I could come get it out, if you need.

[Voice]

[wavesoakedlegs]

A... zubat?

[He sounds curious, holding back on his game for a moment.]

I'm afraid I do not know what that kind of bat that is.

[Voice]

[singularjustice]

Oh, they're blue, and have no eyes! They've got a split tail in two, and move by flying.

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[wavesoakedlegs]

He's definitely not a Zubat.

[Mitsuhide laughs softly, now his curiousity is sated.]

Although there is a lot of blue on him...