Comments | wavingattaxis: "naked as a jaybird"

wavingattaxis

"naked as a jaybird"

Feb 13, 2009 19:34

there is a naked woman standing outside my door. for the last 15 minutes she's been ( Read more... )

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acrossthesea28 February 14 2009, 10:08:50 UTC

now this has to be from a movie!

i cant believe these things happen in real life :)

wavingattaxis February 18 2009, 07:09:41 UTC

it literally felt like we were in a movie.

ghostleywords February 14 2009, 21:30:04 UTC

HAHAHAHAHHA.........

this sounds like something from a david sedaris book.

And jeff sounds like the funniest guy ever.

"She said, 'I'm waiting for my husband' and I said, 'That's not me!'"
hahaha

wavingattaxis February 18 2009, 07:10:27 UTC

jeff pretty much is the funniest man i've ever known.

and you're right... definitely up sedaris' alley.

thatwhatshesaid February 15 2009, 01:10:24 UTC

Ok, ok. The really important thing is: how did the goods look? Did you test 'em out? Was she built for speed or comfort? Did you motorboat them? You did, you motorboatin' son of a bitch!

wavingattaxis February 18 2009, 07:11:05 UTC

that's seriously my favorite scene.

jeff said, "the drapes didn't match the carpet." i hope that answers your question.

mamelosille February 16 2009, 03:17:59 UTC

best. story. ever.

wavingattaxis February 18 2009, 07:11:14 UTC

i know right? i was in shock.

lewis_bradbury February 16 2009, 23:16:13 UTC

Wow! My favorite line: "I thought this was my Valentine's present." heehee.
I wonder if that was the same woman who appeared in my parent's front yard a while back, crying and hugging my mom's old firebird. She apologized to it, and professed her love for it. ...Except we were in such shock we couldn't call the cops, or stop staring until she wandered off!

wavingattaxis February 18 2009, 07:11:37 UTC

that's extremely strange. possibly stranger than my story.