Nobody Likes a Chav
You know that crap you trod in on the pavement?
You know that funny smell you get indoors?
The truth is, it probably wasn't canine...
but a stupid twat who gets easily bored!
You know that burning car you find whilst driving
on the dreaded M-Twenty-Five?
It didn't get there of its own accord
It was left there by some prick whos got no life!
Nobody likes a chav! Nobody likes a chav!
They're ruining the country and our lives!
Nobody likes a chav, or the problems that they have...
Nobody likes a fu*king chav!
You know when you find all your stuff was stolen
It probably ended up in market square
To pay for some young essex girl's abortion
The sixth of which, but hey, she doesnt care!
And why do they all talk like fu*king retards?
Well obviously 'cause they keep bunking school!
Lucky for us, they're as thick as shit...
...which means they'll kill themselves because its "cool"!
Nobody likes a chav! Nobody likes a chav!
They're a piss-stain on the sofa of our lives!
Nobody likes a chav, or the problems that they have...
Nobody likes a fu*king chav!
Nobody likes a tosser,
Nobody likes a loser,
Nobody likes a fu*king chav!
From
eddyboy.