Favorite Fanfic Sex Phrases. A Crack!Poll. (rated R)

[waxbean]

Instead of fandom discussion, how about a crack poll to measure the elusive qualities of our favorite fanfic sex phrases? I don't know about you, but when I read the words "hot member" or "mounds of hot flesh," I just giggle and the moment is lost. I seem to be reading some rather funny porn fic lately... as for the poll, any resemblance to

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[snegurochka_lee]

Hermione titled her hips towards that massive canine jaw, knowing that one more lick from Sirius' long tongue would ____

omg *whimper* :)

[waxbean]

Hermione and canine Sirius is such a guilty pleasure. I'm not even sure I've ever read it. And I still love it! Perhaps I should write it. Better yet, maybe you should write it! Aren't you due for some Sirius het?

xoxoxoxoMary

[snegurochka_lee]

Oh god, I'm totally due for some Sirius het, but my flist is still getting over the last double penetration fic I wrote - I'm not sure they'd let me live down Padfoot/Hermione, as far as kink goes. :) (Links, though! LIIIIIIIIINKS!!)

[waxbean]

when you write Links, though! LIIIIIIIIINKS, do you mean that you have some Padfoot/Hermione links? Or that I should share any that I find with you? or both?

xooxMary

ps. your flist is hardy. They can handle it! (I would so be your beta or co-author or enabler-in-general)

[yenesi]

He looked Viktor straight in the eye, leaned forward and ____________.

-Suck face.

Just get to the point, lol...

[waxbean]

I'm glad that you think so!

xoxoxooxMary

[yenesi]

hmm. My dirty mind started to think... I should be doing HW, oh well.

Fav words in a fic:

hardened, quivering, throbbing, penis, member, thick, lips, drive, hot, wet, weeping, lick, mark, suck, bite, nip, slit, folds, grabbing, grasping, pulling, tug, moaning, entered, squeeze, knead, groap, lay, shag, fucking, and randy.

And if I remeber correcly "Glistening pink skin" is the hottest phrase I've ever heard.

Phew, I need a glass of water after all this....

[waxbean]

Damn. Those are really hot words, indeed.

But do you really like member? It kind of makes me giggle...

Hermione blushed as she pulled at the corner of Remus' towel exposing his hot swollen member....

Hmm... I just don't know!

xxoxoxoMary

[dream_wia_dream]

I love words...and I love the myriad of words that writers come up with for describing sex. This poll made me think of my favorite George Carlin routine - the (In)Complete List of Impolite Words

[vulgarweed]

That is poetry. I need to bookmark that!

[waxbean]

I thank you from the bottom of my heart (all the way to my poontang) for commenting with this post.

That was incredible.

yours truly,
Mary

[dream_wia_dream]

:) I love "dirty" words. And I go back to this list every so often when my writing becomes too boring and I'm tempted to describe a cock as "throbbing purple member" Hee...glad ya like it.

[essawkward]

So if a monster is a cock, and Harry spent the whole sixth book with a monster in him...?

[waxbean]

hahahahaha! here I was, trying to be subtle!

xoxoxoMary

[vulgarweed]

Awwww, a shoutout! You honor me. There's such a fine line between clever and stupid, isn't there? I try to stay ON it.

What a great poll. I have to think about my answers carefully before I actually take it. Do you mean what's actually hot or what's the funniest? I can't decide.

[waxbean]

There's such a fine line between clever and stupid, isn't there? I try to stay ON it.

Oh, you DO. It is a hallmark of your writing!

I can't decide if the poll is about funny or hotness, either. As I was writing it, I knew that was its weakness (in a survey validity sense, I suppose). So, I guess it's up to folks to decide.

(ahem... I certainly hope some of those folks up there were going for the funny... hard to say, really!)

the line about token resistance has remained with me, I afraid... sometimes cropping up at inopportune moments and making me giggle.

xoxoxooxMary

[vulgarweed]

I actually sort of went for "in-character." I would never say "meat cheeks," but Filch might!

"center." Hatehatehate. If your body is set up so that your cunt is actually your center, you should see a doctor. Maybe at least a chiropractor.

[waxbean]

I googled quim, I'll have you know!

xoxoMary

ps. I like center. When used correctly, I think it makes for a hot metaphor signifying a shift in bloodflow, lust, and spaciality. However, I respect your opinions. I will keep my self-centeredness to myself, I suppose. That would be most proper, anyway.

xoxM