Does anyone happen to know when the campus is the most empty of people? I would assume that it is rather late at night, but I am unsure... I have some... business to attend to on the campus grounds, and I would quite rather that no one was around ( Read more... )

Perhaps I am a bit more clueless on this matter than I should be, but... it just occurred to me that very few people here actually drink tea as much as they should. I believe this should be rectified, but I do not know how. Any suggestions ( Read more... )

It seems I was correct in assuming that Sir Crocodile would be... well, quite frankly, a total jackass.

...he seemed quite unaware that I was insulting him the whole time... he may be a good candidate for helping me attain revenge, regardless of whether he knows it or not...

Does anyone happen to know where I can obtain a large supply of grease?

I need it for... er... my car. Yes. My car.

~Mr. 3

I have a new icon.

It is a candle. It is quite nice, is it not?

I will stop threatening the dog, yes.

That does not mean I will not go through with my previous threat.

Off to the student records I go... Must find what classes Mr. Saarbrücken takes.

Just so you know ( Read more... )

I just woke up next to this dog ( Read more... )

I have purchased the milk and tea leaves, bro. Everything is ready for your visit tomorrow. I look forward to seeing you ( Read more... )

Apparently the cemetery is closed this weekend ( Read more... )