Friends, I took off my magic, low-rise Y-front occult Mormon underwear ten years ago, and haven't looked back since. I'm going to pass my old skivvies around the church now, (Zechariah steps down from the pulpit) here you go, ma'am, you inspect that carefully and pass it on to the lovely young lady on your right there, and so-on. I want everyone to ( Read more... )

waxeater's bits are best described as his "vulgar scroll".

biAtch. thaT MEANS you. WOO.

I went to Nogales, Mexico yesterday. It smells there.

woo.

"Recent studies in Creation Science show us that oral sex can be extremely dangerous! We know this to be a fact. For those of you young people who have not yet been to Bible College, and are reading this article, "oral sex," means the placement of a hoochie or a tallywhacker into a human mouth. Creation research indicates that Satan is using the ( Read more... )

I went on a spur of the moment road trip tonight. i was hanging out with my friend Lico. we were bored so we decided to go for a drive. we didn't really stop for a long time. we ended up going to Globe through some weird ass small towns.. aka we took the long way. we went through all of these crazy mountain roads with 10% grades winding where ( Read more... )

i'm chillin out in Gilbert til tomorrow... uhh... yeah. realtors keep coming by cuz she's selling her house. so yeah.. this kinda sucks. people keep coming by randomly. wah.. so now i have to be presentable all the time. i'm gonna get tanked.. ha ha.. that'll be funny. woo!

i watched the last episode of Band of Brothers tonight. cried at the end. first time in a while that i've teared up like that. fantastic series that was... thought i had more to share tonight but i'm too sleepy now. school in the morning.

i have just seen the most disgusting thing i have ever seen in my entire life... and i've seen a chick bang a horse. its more disgusting than that. i have topped all of the pictures of corpses markku has sent me with this one. i was honest to god sick to my stomach. i have a high tolerance for things but this was down right dirty.. indecent... ( Read more... )