Rule #71: There Are Times When It Is Just Inappropriate to say "Maximum Umai~!"
Title: six photoshoots from the nightmares of matsumoto jun
Author: waxrose
Rating: R
Length: ~5,000 words
Pairing(s): Aiba Masaki/Matsumoto Jun, and basically every other imaginable mix of Arashi/Arashi.
Author's Notes: Essentially pure crack? A monster that grew from an Aiba/Jun skirtsmut drabble written for crux_australis here. :DDD Much love to crazychickencow for the hand- ( Read more... )
Author: waxrose
Rating: R
Length: ~5,000 words
Pairing(s): Aiba Masaki/Matsumoto Jun, and basically every other imaginable mix of Arashi/Arashi.
Author's Notes: Essentially pure crack? A monster that grew from an Aiba/Jun skirtsmut drabble written for crux_australis here. :DDD Much love to crazychickencow for the hand- ( Read more... )
The funniest would be if they slathered the members in 'their' colors. I can just see it...
The staff-san were yelling at Sho, which was a rare enough event that Jun actually looked up to watch in keen interest. The Keio graduate looked sullen and distinctly on the verge of tears. The staff-san was saying something about 'shower' and 'not much time' and 'inconvenience'.
Even Aiba, who was reclining beside Jun, playing with the green swirls on his stomach looked gleeful that someone besides him was getting scolded.
"Hey, I'm supposed to be purple," Jun drawled, unable to resist a dig as Sho stormed past towards the dressing room.
Sho just snarled at him, the red on his shoulders and back marred by muddy purplish patches fading around his midriff and smaller, hand-shaped splotches all over his back.
"Has anyone seen Captain?" Nino's eyes narrowed suspiciously.
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Mgrph. Sho being molested by Captain. ♥ And, come on, don't stop there. You know you want to see tiny, tiiiiny yellow hand prints/scratches all over Jun's torso. ;)
I, for one, would like to see Eggplant!Aiba, in which green!Aiba's bottom half somehow gets smothered in purple and he points out that he's become a human eggplant. Bonus points if he giggles and is smacked for it.
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Nino grinned. "I don't think they liked our artwork, ne." He scritched a thumb idly just above Jun's hipbone. Jun shivered, his legs and lower torso already flecked with tell-tale signs of yellow paint. Which was at least better than his chest, which had one giant, bright green splotch in the middle, from where Aiba had landed heavily on Jun, grinning brightly and eyes twinkling with happiness. Apparently he had just wanted some purple on his lower half ("And then I'll look like an eggplant, Jun-chan!"), but Jun had smacked him and reminded him that there were better ways to achieve that than grinding his hips against Jun so the color would rub off ( ... )
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"But what about those hard-to-reach spots?" Nino asked sweetly.
Sho's dignified exit was somewhat ruined by the four, easily visible, vibrant blue-yellow-purple-green handprints marked on his ass.
"I think was the best photoshoot ever," Aiba said wistfully.
Jun hit him again.
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But since it's only one part, then you don't get my whole soul. *prances around*
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...It's entirely possible, though, that she only said that because she isn't a Johnny's fan. :3
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