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Aug 10, 2009 23:04


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THESE ARE FOR YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND WE'RE GETTING MARRIED ON WEDNESDAY OKAY omnipresentdmat August 11 2009, 04:59:48 UTC
THERE ONCE WAS A GROUP NAMED ARASHI
WHO PREFERRED THAT THEIR CLOTHING BE CLASHY

THEY HAD SEQUINS GALORE
BUT THEY ALL ASKED FOR MORE

AND NOW, RHINESTONED, THEY'RE LOOKING QUITE CLASSY

MATSUJUN HAD SUCH POOR LUCK
THAT, WHEN SINGING, WAS COMPARED WITH A DUCK

HE REALIZED ONE NIGHT
THAT HIS HIPS WERE ALRIGHT

HE CAN'T SING, BUT HE'S SURE A GOOD actor

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Re: I WILL BUY YOU A RING TOMORROW waxrose August 11 2009, 05:08:01 UTC
THESE ARE TRUE WORKS OF BEAUTY, DARLING. YOU HAVE SUCH TALENT, TRULY. ♥ ♥ ♥

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OOOOH DOES THAT MEAN YOU LIKED IT AND YOU'RE GOING TO PUT A RING ON IT? omnipresentdmat August 11 2009, 05:11:14 UTC
I FIND INSPIRATION ALL AROUND ME. TRULY, THE ART OF LIMERICKS ABOUT BOYBANDS IS A DEEP ONE.

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A++++ jackie August 11 2009, 05:41:27 UTC
I LOL'D HEARTILY. ♥♥ READ THE SECOND TO THE BOYFRIEND. XD XD

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honooko August 11 2009, 05:06:19 UTC
The boys have big peens
but little do they know that
Leader is packing it.

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omnipresentdmat August 11 2009, 05:08:13 UTC
You have inspired me with your depth. PLEASE LET ME CALL YOU MASTER.

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waxrose August 11 2009, 05:09:02 UTC
THIS MOVES MY SOUL.

And my soul soul.

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floweranza August 11 2009, 05:20:05 UTC
Jun runs the concerts
It turns everybody on
They all suck him off.
... )

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omnipresentdmat August 11 2009, 05:27:36 UTC
YOU ARE THE POETESS OF MY SOUL SOUL AND ILUFOREVER

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waxrose August 11 2009, 15:31:51 UTC
THIS IS GENIUS. ♥

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aeslis August 11 2009, 05:24:38 UTC
I... I want to do it, but I cannot think of a single thing.

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waxrose August 11 2009, 15:32:23 UTC
Sjfkf;jdk, all the wonderful stuff here put my own to shame. but they're fun to read!

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jackie August 11 2009, 05:31:58 UTC
There once was a boy named Neen.
His brain not at all clean.
He took off his pants
And did a wee dance,
Showing all in the world his peen.

Heeeee. >:D I love limericks. XD

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omnipresentdmat August 11 2009, 05:35:27 UTC
NEEN IS AN EXHIBITIONIST.

FOR SHAME.

ALSO YOU ARE A POETIC GENIUS BB.

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jackie August 11 2009, 05:38:38 UTC
THANK YOU. I HAVE CLEARLY FOUND MY FORTE IN DIRTY ARASHI THEMED POETRY. XD ♥

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omnipresentdmat August 11 2009, 05:39:30 UTC
OBVIOUSLY OUR COLLECTIVE EFFORTS MUST BE PUBLISHED IN A LEATHER-BOUND HARDBACK TO SHARE WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD.

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