This part was so much fun to do, and I even shocked myself by finishing it within two days! I've tried to retained the sentence structure and the voice of the characters, but I'm translating from Chinese to English, so no guarantees. Unbeta'ed because I might be busy for a bit and have take slightly longer with the next part, so I wanted to share this as soon as possible!
Enjoy! ;D
Chatroom
Kyo
What I’m trying to say is, with his ability to skillfully interpretate his various roles, Hanejima Yuuhei-sama has become a part of the entire universe! That is, every part of the entire universe has been infused with Yuuhei-sama…when I close my eyes, I can feel Yuuhei-sama right by my side! Every time I breathe, I can feel that my body is being infused by Yuuhei-sama......let us all unite in this happiness, and come together in Yuuhei-sama's arms!
Mai
No way.
Mai
I will think of the woman who is with him.
Mai
Hijiribe Ruri.
Kyo
Alas, Mai-san, you saw the news saying that Ruri and Yuuhei-sama are in love and became jealous, right, but look on the other side! Hijiribe Ruri is also a part of the person named Hanejima Yuuhei's world! If there is time to be idle and feel jealous, why not treat Hijiribe Ruri as a part of Yuuhei-sama to be loved, to be infused with!
Mai
Ah.
Mai
You are talking about a threesome.
Mai
That hurts.
Mai
Don’t pinch me.
Kyo
How could you say that in such a way! However, if you interpret what I said that way, then you'll understand why some religion can make people feel uneasy But, if you take take this sort of unpleasantness and change it into happiness, then perhaps there won't be anything worth fearing for me any longer!
Mai
Kyo, you sure are scary.
Setton has entered the chatroom.
Setton
Good evening.
Setton
Kyo-san's enthusiasm is still running high as usual, huh.
Kyo
Good evening. Setton-san! The term “enthusiasm” is already not sufficient to express my emotions. Our love for Yuuhei-sama has far surpassed the mere realm of using words to express it. If you insist on it, the only word that we need is “love”!
Kyo
Love! Love! My extraordinary love for Yuuhei-sama is the driving force behind my will to live!
Mai
How scary.
Setton
Ah, just how much on earth do you like Hanejima Yuuhei.
Bakyura has entered the chatroom.
Bakyura
Hello everyone!
Mai
Good evening.
Setton
Good evening.
Bakyura
That Hijiribe Ruri who is rumoured to be dating Hanejima Yuuhei
Bakyura
I hear she's got herself a stalker
Setton
Stalker?
Bakyura
I hear that someone is making a ruckus out of her old pictures.
Bakyura
Apparently there are secrets contained in those pictures.
Setton
Haa, what is this matter, are they sneaky candids?
Kyo
Oh, Bakyura-san, good evening. I've heard of this incident as well. Generally speaking, if those pictures are real, the person could have posted them to the Internet and showed them off, but I hear that not a single person have laid eyes on that sort of pictures.
Mai
Dollars.
Setton
Ah?
Bakyura
What's up with Dollars?
Kyo
Ah, sorry, Mai's tongue slipped......the truth is, some people are wondering if the stalker is someone from Dollars.
Setton
Oh, there is something like that.
Kyo
Rumour is that there are crazed Hijirube Ruri fanatics inside Dollars, could it be that they are collecting inside information from other fans while stalking Hijiribe Ruri....as a female idol, when news of them dating get out, their popularity will drop, but that's not always the case. It could also be that some fans feel that they have been betrayed by their idols, and so the love in their hearts have turned to hatred, that's why they'll make such a low move like stalking.
Mai
How scary.
Kyo
That's right, even if Yuuhei-same gets married, we can still love him deeply from our hearts!
Mai
But this is still a big shock.
Mai
Waaaahh.
Mai
Ah.
Setton
What's wrong?
Kyo
Nothing at all, it seems to be momentary confusion, don't worry about it.
Setton
I see......but if those stalkers are acting out of jealousy, that makes me feel quite worried.
Setton
When there were ugly rumours, a lot of people targeted Hanejima Yuuhei too, didn't they.
Saika has entered the chatroom.
Setton
Ah, good evening.
Kyo
Oh, Saika-san, good evening.
Bakyura
Back to the topic.
Bakyura
Lately it seems like Tanako Taro-san hasn't come to the chatroom, huh.
Bakyura
Has anyone been in contact with him offline?
Kyo
I don't think you need to be this worried, everything should be just fine. Maybe he's just bored of surfing the internet, or has gone on to other chatrooms. Wanting to make someone stay in the chatroom is not an easy task. Human hearts are just like history, always changing, always evolving.
Saika
I'm worried if he's fallen sick, or anything like that.
Setton
Now that you say it, we haven't seen Kanra-san in a long while.
Setton
The kind of gossip just now, Kanra-san should know the most about that.
Kyo
All the more for you not to worry then! He definitely will come back when the time comes. If everyone feels that lonely because there aren't enough people here, how about we invite new people to join in?
Bakyura
Kanra-san, he......
Bakyura
Forget it.
Bakyura
He seems to be pretty happy these days.
Setton
Ah, right, you and Kanra-san are offline friends.
Setton
Have you gotten together with Tanaka Taro-san offline?
Kyo
Looking at how he's a pretty sociable guy in the chatroom, and the fact that he seems to be knowledgable about the situation in Ikebukuro, I think he shouldn't be the kind of person that doesn't even have a friend to talk to.
Mai
Should not be all alone.
Setton
Alone.
Bakyura
So that's how it is......
Kyo
That's right, if you and Kanra-san are in contact offline, why don't you just ask Kanra-san? I think that Tanaka Taro-san and Kanra-san should know each other.
Mai
Friends-
Setton
Ahh, is that so?
Kyo
Anyway, I can't accept the fact that our chatroom is slowly becoming more and more deserted. Mai and I plan to bring a few of our friends into our group.
Setton
Ah, this idea isn't half bad, I'll also try to find a few friends.....but the moderator, Kanra-san isn't here, is it all right for the few of us to be so happy about this?
Bakyura
Don't mind that person.
Bakyura
In short, I'll also try my best to find a few people.
Saika
I'll also find some friends then.
Saika
It seems things are going to get livelier huh.
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