I would call it The Amish Pizza Den. The Amish make everything else well then why not pizza. I would have a delivery service as well and deliver it in Amish buggys. Downside is a two hour wait, but well worth it. You can tip the horse.

Win lottery tonight!!

I have always been a car guy, but I have never had the inclination to name my cars. I have friends that do. My friend Meghan in Australia currently has a Toyota Rav 4 called Pete. I also like her VWBug called Hermie. I guess that I am not very imaginative when it comes to naming cars. I have named Hamsters though.

My hamster Ralph would probably tell me, "I can't stand to eat these goddam seeds anymore, get me some french fries willya!!"

My first thought was this. Tiger Woods as the goat and Jesse James as his lawyer. How is that for an April Fools farce?

We took a trip to Devil's Tower, Wyoming many years ago. While there a gentleman came up to us and mentioned that alien space ships often stopped there and would give people rides around the solar system. He looked amazingly like Richard Dreyfus. The ship showed up and with the proper light and tone signs we were taken around the solar system. ( Read more... )

I would have to say that the Slim Whitman Greatest Hits record is at the top of the list. I bought this out of curiosity many years ago and was informed that he was number one in England for many years. I found out that he was the number one most dreadful artist when my cat hissed at the speakers and the hairs on the back of my neck stood up. ( Read more... )

My first news event that I recall hearing about was the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. The ole log cabin was very gloomy after that.

I have met many celebrities in my travels including, David Carradine, Ted Raimi(Joxer), Yvonne Craig(Batgirl), Kathryn Leigh Scott(Dark Shadows), and various others. They were all very nice and down to earth people. I enjoyed talking to them about the films and television series that I was a big fan of. The best way to meet them is when they are ( Read more... )

I would choose Harlan Ellison for this age of writing. He is a great writer as well as a great personality. I saw him at the Mid-Ohio Comic Con several years ago and he was a riot at the question and answer session. I told him that he would make a great stand up comedian. He told me that the money is better selling books and attending conventions ( Read more... )