I once almost tripped over my black cat while putting a ladder against a wall in order to hang a mirror. I won fifty bucks on an instant lottery ticket the next day. I have reverse luck. Is this called reverseluckaphobia? I need to consult with a tarot card reader.

I use a OUIJA board to contact Nostradamus directly and he gives me the 411 on my immediate future.

I find that two pop tarts and a can of slimfast lead to good health and well being.

If Richard Dreyfus shows up and starts talking about them, I'll listen. I think it's a dead subject.

Nyquil plus a dose of Pepsi and M&Ms.

A steady diet of hard boiled eggs and nuts plus mall walking.

I would call it the POP CULTURE CHANNEL. Every aspect of popular culture would be spotlighted from movies to television and from music to pop culture happenings. I would have a running live show coming from the San Diego Comic Con as well as other conventions and musical events from around the world. There is a never ending supply of ( Read more... )

If WalMart was selling them for $4 a bottle then I would give them a try.

If I cut down on the Pepsi and M&M diet that I am on then I will achieve my fitness goals.

I would give him a book containing all of the winning lottery numbers and sports results leading up to my time. I would tell him to marry Kelly and not to trust family or friends because they have let me down in the future. The rest is up to him.