030 - [Video]

[wayward_sam]

[Sam is sitting on his bed, bundled up in a jacket and looking a little tired. In one hand is a full bottle of vodka. In the other is a lighter. He keeps looking from one hand to the other, mumbling to himself.]

There was something I was supposed to do.

[He flicks the lighter once or twice, looking from the flame to the alcohol and back again.

Comments

[idkmybfftony]

I think you were s'pposed to be drinking the vodka and lighting something with the lighter because fire's warm or something.

[wayward_sam]

That makes sense... but there's nothing to burn for warmth. Except the mansion, but that'd get a certain Queen pissed off.

[idkmybfftony]

Hmm.. yeah.. I wonder if we could burn some of the blankets or something? Maybe some of the flags, since there's like.. so many..

[wayward_sam]

Well, we could always use more blankets, since it's cold as balls here all the time. But the flags....

[sunflowersunday]

[Guess who is behind you, Sammy :>]

Was it attending a lecture on being a good member of the Party?

[wayward_sam]

[Damn, you made him choke on his vodka.]

What? Oh, no. No way. How could I forget a thing like that?

[sunflowersunday]

Ah, I knew that wasn't it!

[Because no one is stupid enough to miss the lectures. Ever :|]

And how are you doing today, Sam?

[wayward_sam]

[Sam attends every single one... gritting his teeth all the while.]

I'm just peachy. There's enough vodka to keep most of my extremities warm, so what's there to complain about?

[fireworksntea]

You can burn vodka.

[idkmybfftony]

S-So wasteful, though!

[fireworksntea]

You usually do it to see if it is pure or not. Impure vodka can make you blind.

[wayward_sam]

Huh.

....

Not a bad idea.