for some reason, I thought it might be fun to go sledding in a suitcase.

BAD IDEA!!!


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I don't need to try and explain
I just hold on tight
And if it happens again I might move
So slightly
To the arms and the lips and the face
Of the human cannonball
That I need to I want to

Come stand a little bit closer
Breath in and get a bit higher
You'll never know what hit you
When I get to you.

Watching Titanic is frustrating. No matter how many times I see it, the ending never changes. He still dies, every time.

there's flies in the kitchen
I can here them there buzzing
and I ain't done nothing since I woke up today.
How the hell can a person
go to work in the morning,
come home in the evening,
and have nothing to say?

Yakima ranked 304 on a list of safest to dangerous cities, 1 being the safest and 371 being the most dangerous. Go Yakima.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2006-10-30-city-crime-list_x.htm

I made up this joke! (just a warning, because it definitely has the stamp of only-jody-and-allison-will-think-it's-funny)

-Who can play guitar better than George Harrison?

Answer: Anyone, because he's dead.

I fucking hate you.

oh, my.

www.stuffonmycat.com

Somebody has a lot of fun...

"I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself." ~Yoko Ono