Pants on fire

[ljen]

What's the last lie you told?

Comments

[stitch_vicious]

"I'd love to stay home and eat chili tomorrow night."

Bullshit. I'm cooped up in school over eight hours a day, I want to dine out and drive around after dinner. And for some reason the ground meat in homemade chili has a rubbery texture. Weinerschnitzel and Wolf got it right... meaty and smooth.

[georgiaxdaisy]

Best friend- "Are you okay?"
Me- "Yeah. Why?"

[laura_seabrook]

my leg's not hurting much

[brandi1231]

i told me friend that i was okay with her dating my ex. she called me 5 min. ago about hanging out, not fucking calling her back.

[xxrobynemiliexx]

'I'm fine'

No. Really, I feel like going into a corner and dying.