I am grumpy today.

[wbenetti]

And in the fog of my grumpiness I realized that I'd love a cloned version of my femur. I'd hit people over the head with it.

Comments

[sailormom]

Ooh! Can I have one too? I can make it a pen. I can write people off AND thwack people. Brilliant!

[wbenetti]

I'm guessing my femur is over 1 and a half feet long, so if you want a large pen you can have one. I'd suggest something else. Maybe a tibula based pen.

[sailormom]

But then it would be harder to spot someone walking off with my pen, and I'd loose reach
:D

[ammitnox]

Now that you have a toe, I see your lust for bones has moved up...

[disoculated]

Considering you already have two femurs, why don't you just hit them over the head with those? Just because you have to use the end attached to your knee shouldn't restrain you.

[needsunshine]

grumpy, AND getting the first prize in random ;)

[ceciskittle]

This made me mini snarf.