I really have the best friends that anyone could possibly ask for. Thank you.

My myspace account is gone. With the exception of thevfrchick Facebook and livejournal provide me with all of the social connections that I need. Please don't be offended that you have been unfriended there.

If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I was there for?

Answer me, then post this in your own journal (or, you know, don't) to see how many different crimes you get accused of committing.

I broke my #2 pencil. Buffy after having slain a vampire with said #2 pencil.

Bold the ones that you really believe/understand/get the joke about/done.

You know you are from Washington when...

1. You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Enumclaw and Issaquah.
2. You consider swimming an indoor sport.
3. You keep snow chains in your trunk but they've never been used.
4. You see a person carrying an umbrella and know ( Read more... )

Today Sarah Palin, fresh out from under McCains protective wing, publicly linked Iraq to 9/11. Even Bush gave up on that line months ago.

Story here.

Read on in horror.

I am traveling to Connecticut this weekend to see Evelyn. I have a ride to the airport on Friday but I still need a ride home on Monday the 8th of September. I am arriving at 10:20 pm. American airlines flight 1337. Can anyone give me a lift home?

Today so far needs to be taken out and quietly but slowly be murdered.

Another skeintifik diskovery shattered.

The Omnivore's Hundred ( Read more... )