Dr. Cox: Would you stay and watch the game with me? Maybe have a slice of pizza?
J.D.: Of course I will.
Dr. Cox: I can braid your hair. I know the couch isn't very deep, but we could move the back cushion and spoon... Tell me the answer to this question: do you want to be the big spoon or the little spoon?
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