[Oneshot] Clean
Title:100 Suju Fics
Date started: Nov.26,2007
No.of Fics:36/100
Archive: http://lucid-acolyte.livejournal.com/2250.html
A/n: I'm Hanchul deprived...but I'm thankful for people who tried to save me from wallowing.
90. Clean. Heechul/Shindong
G. 569 words
The minute Shindong realized how pristine looking their dorm was the time he realized something was wrong. It's either that or the eternal magnae had somehow astral project from China just to be an OC over the mess. It's near impossible but he's wishing for the latter though.
Shindong then thinks of all the possible suspect. The band umma could've done it...if he knew how to use the broom. Appa and monkey wouldn't for they swore they'll stay away from evilcleaning materials. The dork could've done it....but he's busy chatting infront of the computer...spreading nasty rumors like how choco abs will model for a famous clothing line. Bunny boy could...but with the lack of pinkness around the room, he doubts that. So that leaves the bummie and the bum. The bummie could...if he's not to busy with starcraft internalizing his new character. The bum however...Shindong shivers. No, that's like living in a nightmare of alternate reality. The beard and the mustache nearly gave him a heart attack and now this...his mind can't process that.
"Shindong, why are you just standing there? Do you want to help?" Shindong's eyes widen. No, even the voice was different. His mind refused to look but a part of him was curious. Who was this person?
'Hae...there are really aliens!!!' If Shindong's eyes could widen any further, his eyeballs would already fall out...along with his heart, stomach, intestines and pancreas.
"Hyung?" He had to be sure...no...this bum who's clad in shockingly pink apron was not the red princess of Suju. He refused to believe that.
"What?" still in that sickeningly sweet voice. A voice that doesn't fit that beautiful mouth who's owner usually use to be frank and stab straight to the heart.
"I..."
"Do you want to help me? Let's clean the kitchen then~" In a sing-song voice, his 'hyung' dragged him towards the now untouched kitchen save the microwave, cooler and the cabinet where all the instant noodles were stacked. He was given a rag and was directed over the counter. "You're now officially my cleaning buddy~!!! Please start there Shindong-ah.<3"
Maybe it was due to shock that he complied. He scrubbed the counter who looks like had been scrubbed before. Looking around, the said kitchen looked like it was cleaned just a few minutes ago.
"I think you're already finished with this area...hyung." Shindong faltered when he saw his hyung cleaning the stove with that stupid smile on his face. A smile that doesn't even reach his eyes. And then like a bucket of water being dumped over him, he suddenly realized why.
"Hyung...have you looked at yourself on the mirror lately?" Come to think of it...the ever handy princess mirror was MIA these past few days.
A flicker of something passed on his hyung's eyes before it changed into that you-can-just-gag sugary eyes.
"I don't know what you're talking about Shindong-ah. If you'll excuse me, I still have to clean the last room." At that, the princess turned bum in shockingly pink apron waltzed, yes waltzed, away from the kitchen towards the last room who hadn't been occupied by the past month.
Shindong just stood there in the middle of the sparkling room, cursing about making the resident bitch the next candidate for the Stepford Housewives, Suju style.
--------across the mighty ocean between Korea and China----------
"Hyung, isn't that...?"
"I didn't know it was there!"
"HYUNG! YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS! IT'S LIKE HEECHUL-HYUNG DIDN'T LOOK AT HIS MIR-- WHY DID YOU TOOK HIS MIRROR GENG-AH!?!??!?!"
-end
A/N2: I admit that after Suju-M's release...I didn't look at any fan pics because the Shihan killed me but one pic was sent to me and I was like O________________O
and another random drabble: (made for
yessenhartwho posted about kangin being engage to a girl.)
Kangin: teukie, where's your ring?
teuk: ring?
Kangin:our couple ring...
teuk: it's mine? @__@
Kangin: eh??
teuk: *insert that girl's name since I don't know her* took it. Said it was hers.
Kangin: NOOOOO!!!!!
-the next day-
teuk: I hate you! You can never father a baby from me again!!!! *dropkicks kangin after seeing the news about kangin being engaged to his 'girlfriend'.
kangin: teuk~!!!!
-9months later
teuk: I hate you...
kangin: aw..you love me...what shall we call him??
teuk:..what about...hmm..
chul: *dragging hannie, won and bum* as the first born, I get to name him! I want to name him disney!!!
kangteuk: @__@
bum: what about henry?
kangteuk: henry's good *A*
chul: I want to name a baby!!! yah! siwon and hannie make me a baby!
won and geng: @__@
bum:what will you name him?
chul: hm...disney of course! or maybe Zhou Mi..whatever..Just make me a baby!!!
-end
Date started: Nov.26,2007
No.of Fics:36/100
Archive: http://lucid-acolyte.livejournal.com/2250.html
A/n: I'm Hanchul deprived...but I'm thankful for people who tried to save me from wallowing.
90. Clean. Heechul/Shindong
G. 569 words
The minute Shindong realized how pristine looking their dorm was the time he realized something was wrong. It's either that or the eternal magnae had somehow astral project from China just to be an OC over the mess. It's near impossible but he's wishing for the latter though.
Shindong then thinks of all the possible suspect. The band umma could've done it...if he knew how to use the broom. Appa and monkey wouldn't for they swore they'll stay away from evilcleaning materials. The dork could've done it....but he's busy chatting infront of the computer...spreading nasty rumors like how choco abs will model for a famous clothing line. Bunny boy could...but with the lack of pinkness around the room, he doubts that. So that leaves the bummie and the bum. The bummie could...if he's not to busy with starcraft internalizing his new character. The bum however...Shindong shivers. No, that's like living in a nightmare of alternate reality. The beard and the mustache nearly gave him a heart attack and now this...his mind can't process that.
"Shindong, why are you just standing there? Do you want to help?" Shindong's eyes widen. No, even the voice was different. His mind refused to look but a part of him was curious. Who was this person?
'Hae...there are really aliens!!!' If Shindong's eyes could widen any further, his eyeballs would already fall out...along with his heart, stomach, intestines and pancreas.
"Hyung?" He had to be sure...no...this bum who's clad in shockingly pink apron was not the red princess of Suju. He refused to believe that.
"What?" still in that sickeningly sweet voice. A voice that doesn't fit that beautiful mouth who's owner usually use to be frank and stab straight to the heart.
"I..."
"Do you want to help me? Let's clean the kitchen then~" In a sing-song voice, his 'hyung' dragged him towards the now untouched kitchen save the microwave, cooler and the cabinet where all the instant noodles were stacked. He was given a rag and was directed over the counter. "You're now officially my cleaning buddy~!!! Please start there Shindong-ah.<3"
Maybe it was due to shock that he complied. He scrubbed the counter who looks like had been scrubbed before. Looking around, the said kitchen looked like it was cleaned just a few minutes ago.
"I think you're already finished with this area...hyung." Shindong faltered when he saw his hyung cleaning the stove with that stupid smile on his face. A smile that doesn't even reach his eyes. And then like a bucket of water being dumped over him, he suddenly realized why.
"Hyung...have you looked at yourself on the mirror lately?" Come to think of it...the ever handy princess mirror was MIA these past few days.
A flicker of something passed on his hyung's eyes before it changed into that you-can-just-gag sugary eyes.
"I don't know what you're talking about Shindong-ah. If you'll excuse me, I still have to clean the last room." At that, the princess turned bum in shockingly pink apron waltzed, yes waltzed, away from the kitchen towards the last room who hadn't been occupied by the past month.
Shindong just stood there in the middle of the sparkling room, cursing about making the resident bitch the next candidate for the Stepford Housewives, Suju style.
--------across the mighty ocean between Korea and China----------
"Hyung, isn't that...?"
"I didn't know it was there!"
"HYUNG! YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS! IT'S LIKE HEECHUL-HYUNG DIDN'T LOOK AT HIS MIR-- WHY DID YOU TOOK HIS MIRROR GENG-AH!?!??!?!"
-end
A/N2: I admit that after Suju-M's release...I didn't look at any fan pics because the Shihan killed me but one pic was sent to me and I was like O________________O
and another random drabble: (made for
yessenhartwho posted about kangin being engage to a girl.)
Kangin: teukie, where's your ring?
teuk: ring?
Kangin:our couple ring...
teuk: it's mine? @__@
Kangin: eh??
teuk: *insert that girl's name since I don't know her* took it. Said it was hers.
Kangin: NOOOOO!!!!!
-the next day-
teuk: I hate you! You can never father a baby from me again!!!! *dropkicks kangin after seeing the news about kangin being engaged to his 'girlfriend'.
kangin: teuk~!!!!
-9months later
teuk: I hate you...
kangin: aw..you love me...what shall we call him??
teuk:..what about...hmm..
chul: *dragging hannie, won and bum* as the first born, I get to name him! I want to name him disney!!!
kangteuk: @__@
bum: what about henry?
kangteuk: henry's good *A*
chul: I want to name a baby!!! yah! siwon and hannie make me a baby!
won and geng: @__@
bum:what will you name him?
chul: hm...disney of course! or maybe Zhou Mi..whatever..Just make me a baby!!!
-end