so this dude somewhere just got sentenced to 10-12 years for manslaughter for decapitating some dude and burying his head in the park. that's fucked up. how do you get a decapitation dropped to manslaughter? seriously. how fucked up is this legal system. the funny thing though, he also decapitated a prostitute a few years early and walked away with ( Read more... )

man. long time no type in this thingie. oh well ( Read more... )

i watched shaun of the dead last night. and again this morning. that movie is badass. i loves it. funny as hell. a lot of the funnier one-liners were in the deleted scenes though. oh well, still damn funny. also watched napolean dynamite. i didn't hate it, but it wasn't as fantastic as it had been built up to me. it had it's moments. i laughed ( Read more... )

haha. i never realized the face for 'working' was a dude eating out a newspaper. that's awesome. i need to use that more often. even though i'm never working. guys performing oral on newspapers is funny to me ( Read more... )

if you look real closely, you'll notice topher grace has kind of a lazy eye thing goin on. his head also seems somewhat funnel shaped too. but he's got comic timing down. that outweighs the rest ( Read more... )

last night i saw a cloud that looked just like a dragon. and not one of those 'if ya look real close you can make out a dragon' kinda things either. it was a fucking dragon. no doubt about it ( Read more... )

i have this bad habit where i play with the back of remotes. like, the thing that holds the batteries in. i like to take it off, and put it back on, and take it off, and see how nice it rests if put upside down and backwards. basically, i just won't leave them alone ( Read more... )

i've lost all faith in the american public.

dammit. dammit. dammit.

fuck this shit.

so i've had three zombie dreams in like a 10-day span. that's badass. they're good. they're scary though. after one i actually had to call my girlfriend and leave her a voicemail telling her that if she ever got attacked by zombies that i would become one with her and not leave her. it's not worth trying to survive a zombie world without her. and i ( Read more... )

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