While "Do you take it in the ass?" was the best song of '08, this one unequivocally rules '09

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My Vagina Is 8 Miles Wide (Storm Large)


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Aaron Sorkin has written a movie about Facebook. Yes Facebook.
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slipjig  didn't even tag me, but I think this one intrigues me. To summarize, answer the questions using only song titles from a favorite band, whom I have chosen to be Friends of Dean Martinez

Are you a male or female? Witchita Lineman
Describe yourself: Retrograde
How do you feel: Twilight Sleep
If you could go anywhere, where would you go: Indian Summer
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After two nights of copious and not terrible sleep, I'm now in a state that I haven't been in in a long time. I'm actually excited and engaged in my work, there is a sense of potential and of ease that hasn't been there for at least 9 months. This is what my sleep troubles do to me, beat me down to my lowest common denominator, all of my spoons ( Read more... )

This is the best movie review ever written, about, as it asserts, the best movie ever made. And without having seen the movie, I think I have to agree.

"LaBoeuf projects a pathetic, wall-eyed dorkhood, when he's not babbling
like a tumor removed from Woody Allen's prostate that somehow achieved
sentience. I imagine the DVD of ROTF will include a ( Read more... )

This is me wishing I had the time to make and iPhone app that allowed me to set an equilizer while talking to people, to tweak the sound of their voice. It would also save settings for each caller, so people would sound the same every time.

It began at 6AM on Saturday, where I leapt form bed and careened to Miami. I got 92% of the way there in good time, but, you see they decided to *close I-95* about 6 exits form my destination. In the ensuing cluterfuck, I managed to travel the 4 miles in an hour and half.

Fortunately it was all up hill from there. My destination was the Hyatt ( Read more... )

My favorite Not Words:

• Containister
• Adhese
• Ensmoothen

I have a few more, will add them when I think of them. What are yours?

I remembered the other one:

• Outerior

For years now I've had a friend in Africa. His name is Hadi and he lives in Ghana. We talk mostly through IM, but he's on facebook too. He manages to scrounge free computer time from the local cybercafe in Tamale. I helped him finish his high school and now hes been accepted into college for Civil Engineering. As you would expect there are few jobs ( Read more... )