Normally we would not put a meme in here
If you own an entire season or three of a TV show, on video or DVD, you're a geek.
If you've ever been sold at a Klingon Slave Auction, you're a geek.
If you dress up in an animal themed outfit and take on its characteristics, you're a geek.
If you own any items that looks like gear from Star Trek or Star Wars, you're a geek.
If any of your clothes feature popular comic book characters, you're a geek.
If you can name the entire command crew from any Star Trek show, you're a geek.
If you've ever played poker with gold pressed latinum, you're a geek.
If you tend to sexually fantasize about actors/actresses not as themselves but as the characters they play, you're a geek.
If you go to science fiction conventions and you don't even like science fiction, you're a geek...or worse.
If you know what a Cylon or a Dalek is, you're a geek.
If you think you're a vampire, you're a geek.
If you've ever been abducted by aliens you're not a geek but we'll probably like you anyway.
Whether you approve or not...if you know what Spuffy is, you're a geek.
If you happen to know what CLex is and you're a fan...you have issues but you're a geek.
If you enjoy fanfics filled with very unlikely sexual scenarios, you're a geek.
If you think Miss Piggy could beat up Buffy the Vampire Slayer...I'm not sure what you are but feel free to join.
If you play in any form of roleplaying game, you're a geek.
If you play any kind of arcade or video or computer game for hours on end, you're a geek.
If you want to throw Legolas down and make him your love monkey, you're a geek.
If you have a tendency to wear Renaissance Faire garb away from the fair grounds, you're a geek.
If since seeing Pirates of the Carribean you've been in a piratey mindframe you're trendy...but still a geek.
If you were already in a piratey mindframe before seeing that movie, you're a geek.
If you play EverQuest, Halo 2, Gemstone, or Enter the Matrix for more time than you actually sleep, you're a geek.
If you play all 4 of them...seek professional help.
If you play any other game for more time than you actually sleep...thought you were gonna get away, didn't you?
If you've ever been involved in a wedding online, you're a geek.
If you've ever been in a fursuit and checked out someone else's tail, you're a geek.
If you like clown sex, you're a geek.
If you've ever found Bugs Bunny attractive when he was dressed as a girl, you're a geek.
If you tend to goto Rocky Horror dressed in lingerie, in the middle of the Winter, you're a geek.
If you've ever been at a science fiction convention and carried a large frog dressed in pink lingerie, you're a geek.
If you like walking around dressed in latex...you're not necessarily a geek but odds are good there are many geeks that worship you.
If you own any sockpuppets on livejournal or any other journal system, you're a geek.
If you know the lyrics, word for word, of any Weird Al Yankovic song, you're a geek.
If you've ever been assimilated by the Borg, you're a geek.
If you think you might be a mutant, you're actually a geek.
If you're still reading this list, you're definitely a geek.