Comments | we_r_king: [ Voice Post 02 ]

we_r_king

[ Voice Post 02 ]

Jul 20, 2009 23:38

This place is much too quiet. Much quieter than its already-quiet self, and We must emphasize the fact that it is very boring. We cannot thrive in such a boring atmosphere, where there is no rolling of Katamari, laughs of children and adults alike playing Katamari Damacy, or beautiful music about Katamari Damacy. This just will not do.

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we_r_king July 22 2009, 07:46:52 UTC

Well, sometimes.

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we_r_king July 22 2009, 16:57:54 UTC

The Katamari can be anything, really. By "sometimes", We mean... Sometimes it is a kind of food, depending on how much food you roll up. Technically, it would be considered "food-ish", or X% Foods, but We don't really care about trifling details right now.

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cardealingdevil July 22 2009, 00:20:38 UTC

As... cringe-worthy this "Katamari" thing sounds, I'll have to agree with you on the whole "boring" business going on.

we_r_king July 22 2009, 07:50:50 UTC

Hm, it seems you, too, are a Katamari Newbie. Normally, We would let this slide... but your skepticism compels us to explain anyway:

The Katamari can roll up stuff from teeny mice to the great galaxies of the never-ending Cosmos. The End.

1/2 cardealingdevil July 23 2009, 00:35:24 UTC

Oh, of course!

2/2 cardealingdevil July 23 2009, 00:36:22 UTC

Because that makes SO much sense.

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felinephobic July 22 2009, 03:25:02 UTC

[The Dreamberry's making a lot more noise than usual and- oh my God it's you]

we_r_king July 22 2009, 07:52:04 UTC

Do you have anything to say for yourself, little Earthling?

felinephobic July 22 2009, 11:52:27 UTC

No!

we_r_king July 22 2009, 16:58:40 UTC

We're confused, then. Why are you here?

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bigassmachete July 22 2009, 18:24:47 UTC

K-katamari?

we_r_king July 23 2009, 04:49:46 UTC

Yes. The fabulous Katamari Damacy.

bigassmachete July 23 2009, 04:52:32 UTC

I-i see....and what exactly would that be I wonder, I wonder?

we_r_king July 23 2009, 05:24:13 UTC

We are so tired of explaining, like a million times over... but what can We do? We are the King, after all, and it is our duty to answer all our fan's and to-be fan's questions.

Katamari Damacy is a fabulous past time for children, adults, animals and plant-life alike. You take a simple katamari and roll up whatever lies in your path, and try to create a larger katamari fit for the Great Cosmos! We think that about covers it.

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honor_tactics July 25 2009, 07:26:48 UTC

"Katamari Damacy"?

we_r_king July 25 2009, 07:28:05 UTC

Yup. Are you, too, a Katamari newbie?

honor_tactics July 25 2009, 07:40:06 UTC

*What is this crazy moonspeak you're trying to use on him. :|*

...what is a "newbie"?

we_r_king July 25 2009, 07:42:04 UTC

So many things that you are unaware of... this may prove to be tricky. Are you new to Katamari Damacy?

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Maybe that wasn't so tricky after all...

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