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I know my calculus, it says U + ME = US.
A is for Age: 22
B is for Booze: Southern Comfort, straight, out of a flask, on a shady street in the EV, with 2 shadier frat boys ... or just in general.
C is for Career: up and comer/middle management
D is for Dad's name: Edward Carl.
E is for Essential items to bring to a party: a boy and my cell
F is for Favorite song: Friday...and I'm in Love.
G is for Girlfriend: yeah, that's my favorite show...am I a Toni or a Joan? Hmmmmmm
H is for Hometown: Oaktown, biotch.
I is for Instruments you play: Recorder.
J is for Jam or Jelly that you like: mmm, strawberry preserves.
K is for Kids: My best friends' parents owe me soooo much in babysitting charges.
L is for Living arrangements: hipster closet
M is for Mom's name: Zeena (yes, like warrior princess) (no, i'm not kidding)
N is for Name of your best friend: ummm, "You?"
O is for Overnight hospital stays: I don't know that going in at 3am and coming home at 7am counts, but then yes.
P is for Phobia(s): Dying alone...wait, no, clowns
Q is for Quote you like: "Just because you tolerate something doesn't mean you have to like it."
R is for Relationship that lasted the longest: The one between myself and beer.
S is for Siblings: 2 1/2 brothers, does that equal one whole one?
T is for Time you wake up: early.
V is for Vegetable you love: eggplant (dike ass)
W is for Worst trait: lack of moral character, also split ends
X is for X-rays you've had: that's like the dumbest question ever, can't you think of a better question? Like how many EXes you've had? Um, lots of x-rays, but I think the best was when I pulled a muscle in my leg and even though it hurt a lot, the doctor made me get up, walk to the bathroom and pee in a cup to make sure I wasn't pregnant so they could x-ray it. Believe me, if I was pregnant, I wasn't about to pop the little bugger out anyways, so radiate me, dammit! I jest. That's awful.
Y is for yummy food you make: Macaroni & Cheese from scratch
Z is for zodiac: Virgo