Older women don't have less garbage, just more wrinkles.

I've been nothing but a bitch the entire week. I've been rude and apathetic to all those I love. I've been a pawn in a high stakes game of avoidance, and only I am responsible. I am bitter. Angry. Resentful. Depressed ( Read more... )

What's done is done. We learn from the past, but live in the present. You can choose to live in the past; I choose the greatest gift: the present.

My apologies to all who read my vulgar post. I'm sorry. I had no idea it would be misconstrued as cybersex. That wasn't the intention, I assure you. Had it been, that would be tragic.

My foot is starting to fit comfortably in my mouth. I wonder what I shall be wearing from the new fall line. Does Manolo Blahnik make a foot/mouth combo?

I've tried different positions. I've tried the floor. Heck, I even tried not sleeping. The back and neck pain do not cease. I think it's time for a MRI/CT Scan. In a desperate moment, I tried something I knew was guaranteed temporary relief ( Read more... )

Apparently, there is little forgiveness in this world. Saying something in jest manifests itself into a big hoopla. I mean, really...if I were to say, "you got nice titties," would you get all bent? How about, "Cum here baby, let me show you how dreams are made." Better yet, "Can I bite your ass?" The best, however, is my response to bite me ( Read more... )

I don't want someone I can live with; I want to fall in love with someone I can't live without.

Insert foot here ____________.

Feeling blah. Emotionally.

Realized today I may only have four more weeks of unemployment as opposed to 17 weeks. This bites.

Went on a shopping spree at Toys R Us.

While I have the money, might as well buy gifts for Toys for Tots.

I feel better now :)